First and foremost, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!! If I had "editing" prevliges on his site, I'd put a bit of a suprise there for everyone, but since I don't :angry, well hell just go visit his site and wish him well, he lives with me poor man he needs it. Hey at least I'm honest :notworthy *note me bowing to my own feet here :smile*
Any hoot, NAKKID TITTY HUGSSS to the Birthday boy!!! :kiss!!! :1luvu
Now to something funny ~ okay well speedbump found no humor in it, but hey I have a very warped sense of humor, and since it has been years ago since this happened, even HE can laugh about it now.
Let me set it up for you okay, I've made mention in a recent post that we met online, we talked for almost 5 years before exchanging pictures and meeting in real life, so well, we covered as much as words could cover in a realtionship without, knowing what they looked like and well the whole "hands on sexual content" too boot :woot!!!
There were several guys in the room that frequented the "room" that drove him NUTS in how they interacted with me, okay now looking back, I didn't help the situation either :smile, but I still stand firm in my INNOCENT part!!!
Yet, there was one one night, even though I was in North Carolina and he was in Texas, the miles were my friend, because if we lived close enough, well ummm, he'd have killed me!!!!!
Hubby and I were on the phone at our normal "T" hours talking about our day, sweet nothings, and him wanting to marry me and me laughing, *note: he asked me several times, each response was a large belly laugh and stating umm "yeah right"!!! My phone rang at all hours of the night during this time frame, usually it was, we'll refer to her as "bitch Laura in crisis mode" in short "BL" okay :smile. So Steve *for the record, hubby aka speedbump, and on a bad night shithead*, and I were talking away whispering sweet nothings to one another, I get a beep on my phone line, I was expecting BL to call and express this to Steve and say "hold on", I switch over.....
It was NOT "BL", it was the ONE of the men she lust after that for some odd reason had the hots for me and called non stop since he optained my phone number from a three way conversation with BL, myslef and him. His name was Castor Troy online, and Alabama lawyer, and okay a campbell soup mmmmm mmmmm yummy!!!!
He was drunk, calling me, and I made my fatal flaw, I told him, hang up call "BL" tell her that no matter what this is the story, SHE just called me as I was going to tell that to "speedbump", and that she REALLY needed to talk to me and to call me back in 15 minutes........he agreed under protest but hung up...
I click over, the conversation is as follows......"Okay, sorry baby, I'm back, that was "BL", another crisis in her life *humppfff* she is going to call back soon and I know you have a long day tomorrow so I'll sign off with you"...
Speedbump: "ummm really, you sure it was "BL"?"
Me: "ummm yeah why?"
Speedbump: "well honey, let me refresh your memory, "call "BL" tell her it was her that called and call me back in 15 minutes.....:wtf?????"
Me: ":rofl"
Speedbump: SCREAMING "You are laughing, you find this f**** funny? :wtf????? What do you have to say for yourself?"
Me: ":rofl ummmmm BUSTED :rofl OMG Steve I've got to pee really"
Speedbump: SCREAMING LOUDER "ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE TO PEE OR IS CASTOR TROY BEEPING IN BECAUSE HE IS DRUNK AND CAN'T TELL F***** TIME?"
Me: "Ahhhh baby, you are taking this a bit far don't you think?" note: still laughing
Speedbump: "Well by all means, mother nature calls don't let me keep you plus you have a call about to happen GOOD NITE CLICK"
Yupe you guessed it the f******'er hung up on me!!!!
:wtf????????
I called him back......busy signal, I called again, it kept ringing and rining and ringing........about 5 am he finally answered with "WHAT"
Me: "what do you mean what?"
Speedbump: "well I noticed in your lame attempt to recontact me there was a few minutes of "lul" time while you took your call back from Castor Troy, I'm sure the two of you had a GREAT laugh at my expense........"
Me: :lol
Speedbump: "you are NOT scoring any browine points with me JET!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes you guessed it, when I clicked over to take the call from "Castor Troy", Steve could hear us, yet we could not hear him, he heard EVERYTHING that was said.............Call Waiting REALLY needs to upgrade is all I have to say :smile
Obviously, without boring you with how I made this go away :wink, it did....however, after we were married, I found reciepts of the same time frame when he was giving me shit where he went to a titty bar supposedly for lunch on a F***** Saturday, bought a 3 DOLLAR lunch and tipped his waiteress 25 DOLLARS ~~~~~~ okay :wtf??????????????????????
Okay there you have it "tit for tat and no pun intended either" :lol
Like I said we don't live in a glass house, we both have baggage coming in this marriage, but still in the end, rather he is on the couch or in the bed, we still love on another, faults and all........but we have some GREAT laughs......what is a marriage if you can't laugh even if at some point one, or the other, or both parties were completely wrong???????? And plus it is HIS birthday after all :smile
Happy Birthday BABY I love you more than my non emotional self could every express, but I'll give it one hell of a try tonight :wink!!!!!!!!!
Every Time I Find Mr. Right My Husband Scares Him Away
