Ahhhh Been Drinking...

Yes, this should be a good post :biggrin. If you aren't into long post, grab a :cocktail on the house and go the hell away :smile.....if you don't mind long post, still grab a :cocktail on the house, only one free one except for Dr. D, MadBull and MB's wife, there's are always on the house, basically because I can!!! ~T! always gets free :cocktail no questions asked and according to Speedbump free cock even though she isn't interested.........that is another post!!! :angry........L you take care of T and I'll kill Speed all problems solved.....NOWWWWWW to my post

I love the movie "Dirty Dancing".....basically because it is A: based in North Carolina, my stomping grounds, and B: that is how I learned how to dance along with shagging "YEAH BABY" the bump and grind going on, non of this, pierce my nose two step shit going on.......aka in laymen's terms 2-stepping...Texas dancing.......I am a control freak ~ fuck go figure ~ Scarlett O'Hare is my hero.......would explain why I just bought Gone With The Wind DVD........you know borderline social acceptance with a twist :lol

Ummmmm :cocktail anyone????

I'm just getting started.....Okay there is a line in the movie "Dirty Dancing" where Jennifer Gray is laying in bed with Patrick Swayze *OMG to be in her position or position"s" of my chosing :smile* where she ask the character, "How many women have you had?".....

Dr. D, I can so see you shaking you head on this one, saying "OMG YES, you women don't need to know this information, do WE ask you?" You would be correct, but only because, you guys can't handle it.....for men to have many women it is considered "A Stud" for women to have had many men it is considered "A Slut". Note the same letter of the alaphabelt :lol

Men couldn't handle it if women answered that question "truthfully", yet women are expected to be in all of all the talents they offer because they are experienced........blow jobs do not become Frosted Flakes Tony The Tiger GREAAAATTTTTTTTT without practice.........come on people.....think about it!!!! Those experiences only cum with pardon the "pun", with trial and error.

Then my memory travels back to a discussion I had with a "particular someone" in a cyber session who called on me to bail his ass out, because he brought up a swing from a bar that was built into the ceiling in the shower. I swear to Gawd I still almost pee my pants when talking about this one, however, it is a "had to be there" type situation, yet his wife, knowing him, almost pee's her pants also when I talk about because well basically she knows him. Sorry HAD to do it...........hands him a :cocktail on the house.....

Back to the movie "Dirty Dancing" I love to dance that way, Speedbump loves to see me dance that way when we are alone in the house, but when we are out in public and I'm putting a little more into the two step than is "required", he always whispers, honey, you've already caused people to look twice and drewl, we really want to get out of here together and at home not in jail, because I have to kill people. :wtf Then he looks around and says "That's okay you even have the cop on duty watching you and you're friends with him, we're okay". That is when I state, "Excuse me have you men not ever seen women dance without being lead around like a cattle herd???? Gezzz move out of the realm of Teaxs for crying out loud!!! I'm just dancing!!!"

I love the music from the movie "Dirty Dancing", the moves they dance into and out of, the memories on the beach doing the same dance moves enjoying life, BEFORE KIDS, single and free...........yeah it may be a "chick" flick, but OMG Patraick without a shirt and clothing doing the whole bump and grind......sipping long and hard on a :cocktail YEAH BABY I'd do him.....take off the shirt and I'll strip so fast you'll not have to blink and say "do ya wanna"......

I seriously had something else I wanted to post on a serious nature, however, I'm still trying to get my correct thought process going on that one. That will have to be another post another day, today, tonight, whatever time frame, is going to be FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN :banana

My Inner Child Is A Sassy Little Bitch Too

Good nite for now