Lady Of Justice

Needs a lift is all I have to say :smile. Here you guys thought I was going to talk about our justicial system, well, sorry to disappoint you, I'm referring to my boobs.

Last night after our little "outting" and purchasing clothing, I came home and tried some of the stuff on and turned to speedbump and said "Okay it is official, we are checking into boob jobs, look at this, one is larger than the other and OMG THEY SAG!!!" That is when I told him I looked like the Lady of Justice statue, one perkie and one sagging. HOW AWFUL!!!!

Yeah, I'm vain I'll tell ya first hand and this whole getting older, sagging issue is UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

Yet, since I'm using justice as a metaphor in my post, I do have to share an article I ran across in the news yesterday that all I could say is "You know you're a redneck when!!!!" I mean come on if you are going to be cold enough to steal these items, be smart enough NOT to advertise it!!!! And it was a policeman AT THAT!!!! *rolling eyes*!!!!

Well all I'm exhausted, speedbump kept me up too late last night, the naught man ~ so here is a :cocktail on the house and have a great night!!!

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