Shit, the weather must have fried what little blonde cells I had left!!!
Of all nights, the COLDEST NIGHT in Texas since I've lived here, my dog Bruno, aka Black Lab, has the worse seziure in ages. He has epelipsey *however you spell it*
The picture posted before is NOTHING compared to what it is like right now, where, mama takes him out on a leash, go ahead boys picture this, T-shirt, sweatpants *with holes*, socks and slippers!!!!!! Walk out my door, step into over my damn calf of sleet and ice...............can anyone say NIPPLE HARD????
I walk back inside, teeth chattering, cussing, I want to move AGAIN, to warm warm climate, with a raging fire *in the fireplace people*, a sweat jacket and demands of getting off the wet T-Shirt. Through chatter teeth, I state to my hubby, did I forget to mention the stupid fucker cops who were escorting some individual into the neighborhood.
He laughed and say well I'm sure your hard nipples caused for "arrest partol" obivously Andrew wasn't on duty......well yea..........he called earlier on his way home shit head.....Gawddddddddd MEN!!!!
Does this give you vivid detail of HOW COLD I FEEL RIGHT NOW??????????
mmmmm That only makes me want you more *yummy*
Yeah I know "K" but well ummmmm nenere nerener.......:lol How bad do you want me honey, cum to mama!!!
Must I beg? I'm not sure why I even bothered to type that question, because that's just where you like them, right? lmao
*Sigh* Oh alright! I'll beg.... puhleaaaaaaaaaase? hehehe
considering I already sport around a sweatshirt that states, "don't ask JUST BEG", you'd be right :lol
Damn you aren't blonde and you are catching on quick!!!!
Well hell... I'm trying to figure out how to cover my tracks here. Craig is going to bust his zipper reading all of this! Even joking about it works for him... rotflmao
ROFLMAO!!! Just whisper to him........shower bar baby shower bar ROFLMAO!!!!!
damn, I obviously missed something when I went to sleep last night...LMAO
we knew it, didn't we :rofl