Is It Time To Go To Bed Yet?

I was first awaken this morning by the not so pleasent feeling of my Shar Pai walking on my body like I was a street for him to wonder. This wouldn't be so bad if he was a tiny dog, but he is almost 150 lbs so it was more than a bit uncomfy :angry not to mention the more I yelled at him the harder he'd pounce only to land on my pillow with a huff.

Okay he has calmed down I can finally go back to sleep right *rolling eyes* WRONG. Because my Black Lab had also jumped on the bed, being much more considerate to mama and laying at the foot of the bed, but SPEEDBUMP decided to start nudging my Shar Pai over and out of his way causing him to growl, fuss and start moving around again, right on top of my head.

So Charlie on my head, me screaming at him caused Bruno to get a bit nervous about the situation and began growling himself at Charlie.....this is never a good sign at our house as I wasn't in the mood to be tearing apart over 200 lbs of dog flesh just to get back to sleep ~ this all happening about 30 minutes before the annoying alarm clock goes off to kick my oldest child out of bed to get ready for school and Speedbump out of bed to get ready for work.

Finally everyone is settled after the alarm or so I thought until my son opened the shower door, we have a stand up shower, and started yelling at the top of his lungs at 6 a.m. ~ CHARLIE GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!!! Can anyone say "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" ~ I listen for a few minutes as Ryan in his 14 year old wisdom *stated with large sarcasm* leaves the shower running and Charlie in the shower yelling for him to get out. I finally decide my son isn't going to turn off the shower and walk away so I yell from the bed ~ "TURN OFF THE DAMN SHOWER AND WALK AWAY". He does comes to my bed sits down wanting to chat :angry!!!!!

These people and dogs KNOW "I'm" NOT a morning person and to add insult to injury NO COFFEE yet!!! Charlie finally realizes he is standing in the shower getting no attention so he wanders his fat ass out of the bathroom only to jump right on the bed soaking wet laying down with a humpffff and goes to sleep....

All wouldn't have been so bad if they had not woken Little Ms. Prissy up that early and if you think I don't do mornings HA spend a morning with her after being awaken too early in the a.m. Not a pleasent adventure!!!

Finally silence in the house as little Ms. Prissy decided she wanted to lay in her bed and try to go back to sleep while Daddy took Ryan too school and came back home to await the pool man's arrival.

Note: one item checked off the "honey do list" already :biggrin

Little Ms. Prissy hears daddy walk back in gets up and goes to cuddle on the couch with him and I'm snuggled down with Bruno and Charlie drifting off to sleep, finally hit slumber land and low and behold THE PHONE RINGS!!!!!!!!

Okay not so bad right, I let it ring pull a pillow from the hundreds on my bed over my ears and continue to drift further into sleep until my CELL PHONE rings....I knew then who it was and let it go onto voice mail as she surely knows at 8 A.M. I'm not sociable!!! With the phone's ringing, Speed decides in his ultimate manly wisdom *again note more large sarcasm* I probably should go make some coffee before we are all beheaded today. The last straw was about 15 minutes later, just enough time to fall into safe wonderful slumber, the door bell rings, POOL MAN has arrived......

My dogs run atop me rushing to the door barking, growling and running back and jumping on top of me and the off to the door again after about the third time I just say SCREW IT ~ sit up pick up the phone and call "T" back and just plainly state WTF were you thinking calling me this early :lol.

This has been my day thus far, I'm in an if'ey mood at best, and I want to go back to bed, but can't *HUGE POUT*!!! This day has surely GOT to get better!!!