Yeah I know you think I'm going to do a very educational post here, well you'll be sadly disappointed, I'm talking differences in "corsets". Yeah people you know the one's...in the 1800's before boob jobs and wonder bra's gave the women more cleavage only because the women couldn't breath in those damn things and still can't, yet the greatest things, which obviously they are made by men ~ the underwear, if that is what you call them is no longer attached......:smile
Just little dangly things for the thigh highs for those wonderful "California Fuck *oppsss did I say that* Me Heels............
Anyhoot, I recently purchased one of those "to die for" corsets.....black with baby royal blue stripes ~ and for the record NO PHOTO'S available so don't ask........:biggrin. It took me forever to finally get in the damn thing, latch it for a lack of a better word, strap it up, get the thigh highs attached firmly to the correct place and noticed if I had to wear one of these things on a regular basis boob jobs wouldn't be in question.......damn MAJOR cleavage!!!
Yet, made me wonder back in time to when women actually wore these on a regular basis.......OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Panties sewn in and the boobs safely tied away for only drooling purposes for men...
Can you picture it back then, walking in with corset across your shoulder, parents under candle lite still seeing you are "unmade". They ask, "What happened"? You answer "Ahhh my corset exploded had no choice but to remove it dad" HA yeah I can so see my dad buying into that one!!!!! Personally, I think the whole satisfied look on one's face would be the first give away, don't you.......I mean think about YOU CAN FINALLY BREATH AND GOT LAID who wouldn't glow after that one!!!!
Now in the 20th Century at least, the women took over in making these things, mind you not much more comfortable, but easier access to the ummm "important parts of the body" that the skirt can come up and HELLO access approved.....in a matter of speaking :lol and drooling became from the waist down.
The corset that I purchased is what has driven me to the gym avenue in life.....God I hate gravity with age issue.....everything seems to sag......and harder to push inside a tightly woven corset as well.....breathing seems to be a part of nature that is required so therefore, I'd really love to wear this high dollar item in something other than "the bedroom" but being able to eat and breath is a high requirement with me. :smile
A point to this post........*ummmm NONE*......except this.......got me thinking, I need to purchase one of those corsets with the bloomers attached for Ms. Prissy and lock her in one until ummm age 40 sounds good ~ better than a chasity belt ~ because if she ever walked in my house from a date with corset in hand, the poor sap that braved removing it would well be dead!!!! There is a thought for birth control as well as lots of surveillance equipment around the house with alarms screaming "Prissy is out of the House Prissy Is Out of the House". Did I also mention cameras date and time stamped are also being considered? :lol
HAVING KIDS ONLY GIVES MORE IDEAS TO MAKE THEIR LIVES HELL MORE THAN YOUR PARENTS DID TO US AS CHILDREN ~ WE HAVE THE EQUIPMENT TO ACCOMMODATE
Poor Miss Prissy. She's got a Mom who knows ALL the tricks she's likely to pull. It will be interesting to see if she comes up with NEW ONES! lol I don't envy you at all, and if I were you, I wouldn't be telling her what I know, to avoid giving her ANY advantage! Think about it, your Dad didn't tell you everything HE knew! lol
I'm devastated to hear, that despite women taking over the crafting of corsets, you STILL can't eat or breathe in them. Boooooo Hooooo. They're SUCH kewl things. I was hoping that they had gotten a little more comfortable, along with being convenient.
I have this image of Speed helping you with the laces! Sizzzzzzzzzzle! *grins*
So glad we have a son.
Now if we can teach him to keep his baloney pony in the corral until he's old enough to ride the trail ... everything will be fine.
LOL Texas, interesting way of saying it! Poor Miss Prissy... but it just might work!
I'm sure that Miss Prissy will be taught well by her Mom.
T Bone, just make sure to tell the cutlet that the baloney pony can't ride unless it is wrapped up in plastic!
yeah...we were trying to find info on BLOOMERS...not no boobs and nasty stuff you be talking about......so nex tyme, try rite wit no swearin...cuz sumtymes k kidz can get on diz kine stuffz and tink da rung ting......so nex tyme....talk good kine language........maupopo?......lets sai it 2gether...iiiiii.......alohaz.....Brada cuz antay yo mama!!