May 2003 Archives

I think I have finally lost my mind!!! :smile No comments from the peanut gallery :lol

I have to get my post in now since my night is going to turn into a wild one ~ not only does Q14 have friends over hormones a blazing ~ Little Ms. Prissy Princess has friends over for the night as well :scared

Well I have nothing more to enlighted everyone with ~ figured after hubby's outragous post last night ~ I'd give the whole noun, adjective, verb'ing, stories a rest :smile.

However, I have something I'd like to share with everyone ~ this was sent to me today and it hit home ~ thought I'd share.

Enjoy and have a better night than what I'm in for :lol

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you
cry.
2. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
3. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
heart.
4. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing
you can't have them.
5. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling
in love with your smile.
6. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the
world.
7. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
time on you.
8. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right
one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be
grateful.
9. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
10. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do
is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time
around.
11. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and
know someone else and expect them to know you.
12. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

Yes everyone BE AFRAID, hubby has posted!!!! Go check it out is all I'll say :biggrin I have no doubt you men and women who enjoy that issue will REALLY enjoy his post................he put his "own" version on one of the letters posted :lol

Let it be embetted in one's brain ~ hubby or not if I call them MY MAN I DON'T SHARE!!! As my man, fantasy, sexual wanna be, he just doesn't know it yet :smile, Toby Keith says in his song .........."It's All About ME"

Nite Everyone........

LAUGH THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU ~ SNORE AND SLEEP ALONE

Hubby and I are at odds about this issue to some degree ~ however ~ since I didn't have anything to post as I figured I'd give you all a sexual break :smile ~ never fear I have more to come :biggrin.

State wide testing ~ :angry!!! I was actually watching the news today when I heard the Superintendent of "our" school district make a statement. VERY :angry. The testing, since they changed the test this year, did not go well and the teachers were not able to obtain raises. :wtf?????????????????????????

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't schooling about TEACHING our children an EDUCATION????? NOT teaching them a "test" so they can obtain raises, federal funding etc etc???????????

If one wants to know what a teacher IS or ISN'T doing ~ why not make the PRINCIPAL responsible of THEIR school??????????? Are principle's now being paid to sweep things under the rug, bring in the higher pay than their actual educational co-workers, a principle is or at least SHOULD BE responsible for the COMPLETE outcome of the WHOLE school ~ however ~ CHILDREN'S EDUCATION comes frist. Jimmy Crickets!!!!

Not let me teach you what this test calls for so "I" can get a raise!!! You ask why do I have my panties in a wad about all this ~ the Superintendent of the school in question that my Q14 goes too and unless I decide upon private school for Ms. Prissy Princess ~ wants to make it a requirement if you flunk the 'state' test you FLUNK the WHOLE GRADE!!!!

This mama DON'T think so!!!! What about those children when the word TEST is mention they automatically frezze?????????????? I was one of those kids yet I still managed to be one of the top of my class ~ okay I lost the whole "spelling aspect" of my learning but still ~ regardless of those who swear I never left the 8th grade, but that is another story!!! :smile

Where hubby and I disagree is his view is ~ well how do we know that the teacher's are doing their job? Ligitimate question ~ so I asked him ~ how does your boss know you're doing YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you have to endure a test as the the be all end of of your job???????????????????????? He couldn't answer ~ which hello he knew I was right!!!

Now know first and foremost, I can brain fuck any situation to death!!!! Doing a large bit of brain fucking of a situation right now in my life but for some reason can bring that dead horse back to life!!! :smile.........

This situation however pisses me off ~ what happened to teaching our children an education? GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Before I sign off I'll quote my mama ~ after she listened to me rant and rave about this ~before I post her quote a little history on my mama ~ she is a school teacher of 30 plus years ~ retired and returned after my move to Texas ~ couldn't bear an "empty house" her words not mine ~ her quote was this ~

"Schools are not what they use to be ~ I'd rather take a lower pay and know I'm educating a child than obtain a higher pay salary knowing they left my class learning nothing other than a test"

Kudoz mom!!!!! No wonder she is one of my idiols!!!!

My soap box is over until I have something else I'll mind fuck to death I'm willing to share ~

Footnote however ~ hubby has computer up and running and he is searching for something to post!!!! Can't promise he'll post tonight but if he does run over and see what he has to say ~ I'm afraid :smile ~ if you don't know his website look at my reads his blog name is "Speedbump"

Nite all ~

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL ~ I'M LIKE MY MOTHER AFTER ALL

Well let's see how you guys answer these questions now :smile. In the same magazine I found where they are promoting yet another book ~ I'm having way too much fun reading this magazine :biggrin. This book is called Be Incredible In Bed. I figured what they hey everyone could use some pointers huh?

It offers a four step guide with each step having the same type of workbook as we sampled from previous post :smile.

The four steps include ~ 1. A Quiz ~ How Hot Is Your Sex Life *I decided to skip that one* ~ 2. How To Turn Your Man On *I read some of this section and decided this should really be titled Dummies Guide To Turning On A Man* ~ 3. Using Your Hands *:smile I liked this section* 4. The Secrets Of Oral Pleasure *please note the guide is getting better!!!*

I decided from the workbook section I'd post this one to await how all of you would feel in the blanks :biggrin.

My favorite place to kiss my partner is ___________.

The song (or music) that really gets me in the mood is _________.

I can't keep my eyes off my partner when he/she wears _________.

The most erotic part of my partner's body is his/her _________.

It sounds crazy but when my partner _________, it drives me wild!

Well work is bellowing my attention so I must depart! Enjoy :smile

EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT ~ MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY

That is close stalking area.......:biggrin!!! As I'm typing this I'm watching his fine and note FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE body, ass and voice working overtime on my TV.....................wet dreams will be better than the "Angry American" and he won't have to ask but once "Whose Your Daddy"..........:lol...

Okay okay enough right :biggrin..........

T-Bone's and Buffy's responses have caused me to post the last letter in question.........I so can't wait to responses...........T-Bone said I needed to do a contest..so hey........let's give it a shot.......put your best noun's, verb'ing's, and adjectives.........whatever it calls for.....here is the letter :heartpump.

Theme: Bad in Bed

From The Good Girls Guide to Bad Girl Sex by Barbara Keesling, Ph.D., Copyright 2001, Barbara Keesling, Ph.D. Reprinted by arrangement with M. Evans and Company, Inc.

Well there you go.....................I anxiously await responses...............who knows maybe I'll eventually add "my own personal" input, but don't bank on it :smile................

EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT ~ MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY

He left words to fill in the nouns, verbs and adjective's so I'll take the letter and add his own words in the order he left them.......lets see how it turns out :lol

The Love Letter:

Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your car. I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my garage. Just thinking about it there makes my motor race. I wish you were here right now so that I could run my keys up and down your ignition. No one's vehicle has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you drive me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My garage is pulsating just imagining you driving me. Come and get me, Darling. My garage is your garage.

:hum well not what I had in mind so I guess my innocents is shot out the door way in a bad fashion. But hey it was funny non the less...........:biggrin

Now to T-Bone's input on the bad dinner version of the letter ~

I love to eat yogurt because it's such a sensual food. The way it feels on my tongue reminds me of hitting you because it's so soft and smooth. I know they say that oysters are an aphrodisiac, but for me, corn really puts me in the mood. The combination of the texture, the smell and the taste excite my senses to such a degree that I get completely turned on. So much so that right now, as I sit here, I wish I could come over there, sit on your lap, and slip my butter knife down your pants. I'd like to take this olive oil and drizzle it on your microwave and then use my hand to heat it up you until you're close to beeping. Then I'd take the whipped cream from my cappuccino, smear it on my bagel, and hide you under the table while you kick it off me. And when neither of is could stand it any more, I'd let you take me right here on this banquette, and slide your olive-oiled waring blender into my gigantic, stainless steel, oven, until we both eat leftovers like we've never eaten before.

:notworthy of T-Bone!!!!

Thanks T-Bone ~ now I'm glad I didn't post the bedroom issue..........but now rethinking that issue as your input has been GREAT!!!!! :lol

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH TOO

Well it was requested I post the Texas *weed* Flower for everyone's viewing pleasure ~ it took me some time to get my mother n law to send me these but she finally came through for me :smile.

Here is the actual flower ~ please note the weeds :smile

My personal favorite photo is as follows :biggrin ~ hooticie mama as Patti has named me now rears her head :lol.

Thanks to friends of mine in Scotland that is my coaster :smile. That answers the question of what the Scots wear under those kilts or better stated what they don't *wink*

Ohhh now back to the flowers :scatter ~ my mother n law took this one this year.

I'd put up North Carolina's flower, however, getting photo's from my mother n law is much easier than getting them from my parents :smile. So that will be for another time.

Well I'm off back to the fun in the sun here in Texas ~ book in hand and sunglasses ~ have found my haven from summer hell for now ~ kids have been angels since we've spent the day out by the pool and heading back out.....tata for now ~ my boyfriend cop decided to check in today knowing what a beautiful day it was and was sadly disappointed :lol ~ he swore he would catch me in normal lay out form ~ then took note of all the kids and just mutter well shit school gets out to early HA!!!!

SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY ~ AND SOMETIMES I LET HIM SLEEP

Okay my normal source of fun reading paled in comparision when I located Cosmo online. My gawd, they do give very detailed advise let me tell ya :biggrin. Anyways, as I moused my way through the pages, I ran across this article The Good Girls' Guide To Talking Dirty.

Since I'm such the shy type, I had to read :smile. So I'm going to cut and paste some of the ideas they came up with ~ have fun with this one!!!! :biggrin.

Theme: A Letter to Your Lover

Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my (noun). Just thinking about it there makes my (noun) (adjective). I wish you were here right now so that I could run my (noun) up and down your (noun). No one's (noun) has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you (verb) me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My (noun) is (verb)-ing just imagining you (verb)-ing me. Come and get me, Darling. My (noun) is your (noun).

Okay after reading that I couldn't resist finding out the next idea which is to be giving during a meal. You know, being shy and all like I am, and such a very well behaved individual this was an education for me :smile.

Theme: The "Bad" Dinner

I love to eat (noun) because it's such a sensual food. The way it feels on my tongue reminds me of (verb)-ing you because it's so soft and smooth. I know they say that oysters are an aphrodisiac, but for me, (noun) really puts me in the mood. The combination of the texture, the smell and the taste excite my senses to such a degree that I get completely turned on. So much so that right now, as I sit here, I wish I could come over there, sit on your lap, and slip my (noun) down your (noun). I'd like to take this olive oil and drizzle it on your (noun) and then use my hand to (verb) you until you're close to (verb)-ing. Then I'd take the whipped cream from my cappuccino, smear it on my (noun), and hide you under the table while you (verb) it off me. And when neither of is could stand it any more, I'd let you take me right here on this banquette, and slide your olive-oiled (noun) into my (adjective), (adjective), (noun), until we both (verb) like we've never (verb-ed) before.

Didn't get a chance to get to the third one which is for in the bedroom ~ I guess I should go and read up on that one and educate myself further :lol.

Figured since I bored all of you in my rant earlier I'd give it a little pick me upper so to speak around here :smile.

EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT ~ MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY

Let's try this one again ~ since I've manage to delete my entry I posted a bit ago :angry. Don't know why I was suprised seems to be on the same wave as my day is going.

My joys of summer seem to have faded into the summer of hell and we are just getting started WHIPPY ~ kids fighting from the time they open their eyes and even after they close their eyes as they talk in their sleep. My house has been nominated the teenage hangout for the summer and my son thinks it is really a cool thing to talk back to me and show attitude. He found out quickly not one of his smartest moves!!!! I have no doubt my electric bill has increased at least another 100 just from the amount of times the refrigerator and freezer seem to be opened in a days time from the never ending eating pits I call children!!! :angry.

Calgon does not produce enough bubble bath or anything stronger to take me away ~ joy joy joy ~ anyways now that I have that out of my system :smile.

I was watching TV and heard about this person who tried out for cheerleading and didn't make it so she is suing the coach *shaking head* ~ you have GOT to be kidding me!!!! No wonder cases that have creditability can never get heard because the dockets are so clogged up with trival childs complaints ~ Jimmy Crickets people go see Judge Judy, make her day!!!! :smile.

Anyways, as everyone can tell I'm in a real positive mood today :biggrin. Well actually I was in a very good mood until the hell of summer took ahold and ruined my day!!! Thanks for reading me vent and I'll try and find something positive to post about in a bit :smile. On a happier note, my dogs aren't very pleased with the kids today either :smile.

I CAN HANDLE ANY PROBLEM ~ I HAVE KIDS

Has anyone questioned their decisions in life? Then only to realize, The Impossible, can happen? Just as the country song says........."I've never learned to underestimate the impossible".

In my life time I have dealt with a great deal of the "Impossible's". Luckily, they have all turned out in the positive nature thus far :smile. The first "Impossible" I encountered was when I lost Q14's twin. I'm still here, more cynical, but here, more importantly so is Q14.

Another "Impossible" in my life is Little Ms. Princess. I was told after the medical pitfalls in Q14 and twins birth, I'd never have another child...........hey THANK YOU.............10 years later..........that little stick turned pink'er than shit when in dead of July Summer heat wave in Texas/aka hell of all places, I swore I had the flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah right, 8 months later, *note she was early* of this Texas flu we were blessed with Ms. Prissy Sassy Bitchy darlin' whom we call our daughter........

Let me entice you to my house right? :lol

Outside of that, have any of you been in a place where the "Impossible" seems to rear it's head YET again in your life? Where you think...............SHIT NOW? WHY?????????

The "Impossible" doesn't seem so far off and yet no matter how much your mind wants to ward it off, your heart embrasses it, then low and behold you are questioned about it....................:wtf

There are a lot of things about me that come under question..........my mind, my heart, my thoughts, my beliefs are not on that list!!!! Yet, people still do this, out of stupidity mostly, but the one's who are important, to protect rather it be them or protect me. The verdict is still out on that call :smile

I'm not angry, I"m more confused and why I"m posting this I have no idea.........because all of you are scratching your head stating MAN SHE NEEDS MEDICATION SHE DOESN'T HAVE..............I know what I mean.......and the one in question knows whom they are..............for them I'll state........it isn't a phase.......it isn't a :wtf it is what it is.........reality..........scary huh? :lol

Dr. D darlin' for you I"ll try and suffer through scenery and obtain you a photo of the bluebonnets, which I refer to weeds with blooms........:smile. I use to have a photo before I reformatted the bitchy computer. So keep watching for your photo!!!

Anyways, late here, have kids whom aren't my own to yet put to bed.....GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........I'm not that maturnal!!!!!!!! Sleep well all....and excuse my ramblings........NITE

I YELL BECAUSE I CARE

How about a few questions for everyone :smile. Some of the questions people might scratch their head and say ~ her med's need to be adjusted :smile. Well, you may be right :biggrin.

1. New Tax Cuts ~ I'm hearing how this is going to benifit us as parents, however, I'm not hearing exactly HOW ~ I've listened, I've tried to read up on it, the bottom line is I'm not getting anything out of their analogy anyone care to chime in and tell me exactly what to expect?

2. Has anyone questioned ~ Why did I have kids????? :smile PLEASE NOTE TAX CUTS :biggrin

3. Bluebonnets ~ no not the hats, the Texas flower. Ohhhh Texan's are going to rip me apart on this one but here it goes ~ what is the big fuss they are pretty, they are aboundant but they are weeds with flowers. :smile

4. In any weather damage why do the TV stations seek out the ugliest, less educated, and usually missing most their teeth individual known to man to become that town's, state's or neighborhood's spoke person?

5. I hope today for those who had a day off or not remembered the true meaning of this day ~

Hope everyone had a great weekend!!!!!

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED THEN ~ DO IT LIKE YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU

Okay suprisingly enough I can see this...............here are the results ..........

What Is Your Animal Personality?
brought to you by Quizilla

Since I respect "very" few in my life ~ much less trust...............I guess I have a "wolf" look a like dog for a reason :smile........

Sometimes when taking these test makes you wonder if you are in the twilight zone.........but then again..........some who take these test lie until they get the results as they see themselves..................again "glass houses" damn those could be dangerous.............one piece of that shattered glass could kill one........just food for thought.........from a "wolf" :biggrin.

DID YOU TAKE A CLASS ON HOW TO PISS ME OFF?

Especially for women, yeah men I hear you screaming, PMS PMS PMS...........I've got your PMS :angry. I'm not even going into those type emotions.......I'll stick firm to a blog I recently read they can sum it up better than I...........go check it out.............you won't be disappointed!!!

Now to what my post is about...........emotions.........

According to the dictonary this defines "emotions" ~ "A feeling of joy, grief, fear, hate, love, awe, etc..........."

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm WOW!!!!!!!!!!! Please note it does not define between man/woman ~ woman/woman ~ man/man ~ it defines "emotion" any emotion felt towards any live living breathing human being!!!! Adult, child, spouse, or a child who has the age of an adult who has yet learned the meaning of "growing up".

Okay, let me further explain, grab a :cocktail at the bar, it may take awhile for this blonde to get to a point :smile. Anyhoot, have you ever been in any type of relationship where emotions were vested? That ultimately in the end, you regreted ever trusting.......questioned your ability to trust other's........and then find out after severing ties emotions are still running rampant on the other side? To the point, that regardless of consequences, they still want you!!!

Can anyone hear me scream not only GROW UP more importantly GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!! Let it go baby it ain't happening!!!!!

What I've learned as an adult through the hard knocks of lives lessons ~ emotions can be your friend and yet emotions can be your enemy. More importantly what I've learned is those that are like the sea creatures ~ crawfish/catfish you know the one's ~ that eat the left over's of the nasty parts and think they are the king/queen of the ocean! Personally, I don't even eat those type fish even in enjoyment so I don't even care to associate myself with them in real life if I knew first hand. Unfortunatelly, I've made some bad choices in my life and have met up with those that are these lower lifes and have regretted it for the rest of my life.

When pushed I can be one's worse enemy, when warned I can agree as an adult to agree to go away and expect the same in return. So can anyone tell me why one's past becomes such great issue with other's to the point they feel the need to seek one out???????????? This baffles me, last time I checked I'm booking my 20th High School Reunion...........these high school tatics / emotions do nothing for me except annoy. Kind of like a fly or a misquote who ultimately in the ends winds up getting squashed like the annoying bug that they are. *shrugs*.........

When will emotions allow people to grow up? When will emotions if in one's life is so great stops them from lashing out to cause pain in other's lives? When will emotions by one's own choice learn to move on and enhance their life instead of trying to convinve other's of their wonderful "glass house world" but yet strick out in anger and accuse other's of their misfortune's in life?

This baffles me ~ suprises me ~ yet has also taught me many of lessons.............emotions are just as the dictonary states, the difference is, how people choose to react to the emotions in question. Adults can only wish, if it is adults in question, they'd act like adults, but unfortuantelly, as I've stated in a previous post, adults think they are still children and act it out accordingly.......sad but true..........and we the general public have to pay for these stupid actions under the guidelines of emotions.

DID YOU TAKE A CLASS ON HOW TO PISS ME OFF?

It comes to no suprise to me, but it was announced tonight MY MAN, Toby Keith won Entertainer of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Just thought I'd share in case you missed it :smile.

In reading the news, I've been following this news line for several reasons ~ the main reason SHOCK!!!

Then this morning I read the above article and I have to shake my head and say WHAT ARE THESE PARENTS THINKING? Do we now live in a society that our children should not be held accountable for their actions? These parents believe, or at least their actions state that they beileve, that their children didn't do anything wrong. No wonder kids today think that killing, attacking or mistreating in any manner another human being is okay.

The kids in question are old enough to know better ~ they SHOULD know the difference between right and wrong and they damn well should know if they do something as sever as these actions that there are consequences!!!

I personally believe not only should they be expelled but not allowed to graduate with the rest of the Senior class. If being expelled means they wind up flunking the twelth grade then so be it!!! And any parent with the best interest of the well being of their children as adults SHOULD DEMAND that be the course of action!!!!

Many may say: If it was your child in question you'd feel different! If you are reading this and think that here is a news flash YOU'D BE WRONG!!!! I'm a firm believer that the punishment should fit the crime ~ throwing feces, mud, garabage and beating these other females, that for five of them sever enough beatings that they had to be hospitalized, and THEN video taping it!!! Not only do I believe that they should be expelled, they should not be allowed the honor of walking down the graduation walk, they should not be allowed to participate in ANY of the graduation events and I TRUELY believe that they should undergo some form of therapy. As well as the parents that think it was wrong but should be overlooked. :errrr

Something is dead wrong with kids of this age, any age for that matter, thinking abusing other human beings and what makes the matter worse is the parents think or state with their law suits ~ kids will be kids. :wtf

Q14's teacher and I talked yesterday to finalize the punishment he is obtaining for his actions and she was telling me about what she was dealing with ~ the same actions that Q14 got in such big trouble about so did 45 of her other students. She informed me that I was the only parent who felt that he should take sole responsiblity for his actions and punished him accordingly. She was shocked that only ONE of her students even learned a lesson from this sever action.

What is wrong with parents today that they think shouldn't discipline ~ teach responsiblity ~ at least TRY and raise responsible individuals to become responsible adults and stop blaming everything that goes wrong in their lives, their children's lives on someone else? As you can tell this is a HUGE pet peave with me and more importantly it is appaling to see that responsiblity for your actions is a thing of the past. Morals have disappear if only the moral you teach is to respect others!!! Respect HA ~ yeah they are teaching respect aren't they :hum?

This is really sad!!!! Okay I"m off the soap box now ~ What do you think about all this? I'll be interested to see other's thoughts on this issue.

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL ~ I'M LIKE MY MOTHER AFTER ALL

Kicking in because I've been sitting here staring at a blank screen trying my best to think of something to post!!! I've even gone to other sites to get ideas and catch up on my reads ~ but all of my reads are great bloggers and can't take from them :sad2.

However, in one of my reads, she is requesting help on blog rolling, uploading files etc. I know that I have many who read my site that are very well versed in that area so take a skip over and see if you can help her out please!!!

In my readings, I've noticed happily, that I"m not the only one who suffered the "Monday Blues". Our weekend was good, baseball, girlfriend visits and friends, however, our drier decided to die on us and since our house is where apparently all the rabbits tend to bread reproduction in laundry ~ this is NOT a good thing. My solution ~ send Speed off to the laundry mat :smile!!! Seems to have sparked a fire under his ass to get the drier fixed immediately :biggrin!

My resolved to the "Monday Blues" was simple ~ well for me not so simple but suprised at how simple it was ~ Little Ms. Prissy, after coffee I might add, talked me into staying by the pool instead of cleaning the house ~ it kept her happy and gave mama time to catch some much needed sun, reading and plant work :smile. My body is now screaming WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ~ yes Dr. D, I didn't follow your previous advise "sunscreen". I promise I'll keep your headed warnings in mind :smile.

Now I will steal from Patti's blog this idea ~ her link is above on the help to give her all the credit!!! She gave 38 things about herself ~ hummm don't think I have that many ~ but we'll stop whereever :smile........

1. Met my hubby online, yet never met face to face until 6 months before we married, but talked for almost 6 years.

2. I have three earings and a belly button ring.

3. I'm a preacher's kid and a school teacher's kid ~ so you know you are in trouble and I constantly stay in trouble.

4. I'm 100% Irish ~ no wonder I'm so tempermental huh?

5. I'm on a count down to see the Eagles in concert AGAIN :biggrin for my 37th birthday present from hubby.

6. I have six kids, including hubby, two I gave birth too, three are my four legged babies *chow/collie mix, black lab, and a Shar Pai* and last but not least hubby aka Speedbump!

7. Toby Keith is my man ~ okay in my dreams but hey it is working for now :wink

Now if you made it thus far through this mindless dribble of a post you deserve more than just one :cocktail so get you several :smile.

One last thing I couldn't resist from "Irresistible Headlines" ~ I'm sorry I found this VERY funny ~ about the only time men want their wives to watch QVC :smile.

Nite everyone and thanks for baring with me on this dribble!!!

NOT AGAIN!!!! TOO MUCH MONTH AT THE END OF THE MONEY!!!

With school only a little over a week left in session things have been busy to say the least with all the normal boring issues. It also didn't help Q14 getting into a great deal of trouble recently either that I mentioned in a previous post.......

Well today, they had the awards cermony, as Q14 moves into another school next year ~ he obtained THE PRESIDENT'S EDUCATION AWARD for outstanding Academic Acievement. Having a proud mama moment :smile

Enjoying the moment ~ breathing it in ~ because that moment was quickly lost due to his later actions :angry.

He, understandably so, comes home from the school awards and then later dance, walking on cloud 9. He has him a girlfriend ~ still haven't figured out why he waits all year till the end to obtain a girlfriend ~ guess it is just to make my summer more hetic ~ anyhoot ~ he begged me to let him go to dinner with a group of his friends. I question him with their be adults with you? Yes, mama I swear mama. I asked what adults ~ he amazingly can't tell me ~ so the whole family loads up and heads off to dinner :smile.

We sit in another section to give him privacy but when I go over to the table to find out how much longer he is going to be ~ guess what NO PARENTS!!! Which I suspected in the first place!!!

I waited till he got in the car before I blew my gasket on him ~ my parents called and my daddy just laughed and told Q14 ~ you poor guy ~ you are trying things your mother tried, accomplished and profected who are you trying to fool.

However, this having a girlfriend thing has lit a fire under his Q14 ass to begin cleaning up things without being told, ironing his clothes HIMSELF *passing out*, once finished all of his chores he imposed upon himself :smile, making mama happy ~ the bomb shell hits ~ "Mom can she come over this weekend?"

I'm really too young for this I have to be!!!! And as they say ~The fun begins ~

SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU ~ SNORE AND YOU SLEEP ALONE

First I must go outside my nature and congradulate Speed. He upgraded my PMS's bitchy computer and T is doing the :banana dance as she has been gripping at me for years to clear off my computer. :angry.

In a conversation between ~e~ and myself the other night he gave me an idea about what to post about :biggrin. To be perky or to shrival that is the question ~ made me think ~ hey if they can make us flat chested woman look like we have boobs with the "wonder bra" ~ you know the one guys when the bra comes off you wonder where they went :smile. Why then can someone invent the wonder shorts/boxers or whatever you do or don't wear :lol? And then think about it ~e~ possiblities could be endless about the slip you know :wink.
Or would that be placing us women in the situation of when the wonder shorts come off we wonder where it went? *sorry sorry couldn't resist*.

Well this will either make my comment section either very quiet orrrrrrrrr hmmm I maybe afraid. I was going to download a great visual called the Paino Man but I knew that T would pretty much kill me :smile. I like breathing right now but hey who knows :wink it could just appear at a later date :lol.

Have a great nite everyone!!!!

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH TOO

Women, don't you find it amazing how you can post a long post and put one "slip" of a tongue at the end of a post and walah comments from men galore :biggrin.

Explaination ~ "Perky" ~ followed by BUUURRRRR!!!! Water perky burrrrr cold!!! T-Bone busted me out as far as the end result of weather in our local area, but hey T-Bone did you test the water????????? :smile.

Now to the whole request of photo's of the "perky" how does one photography one's toe in the water and it show the expression of BBUUURRRR?????????? Yeah, I know where you guys were heading there, and as usual missed the whole issue about I was home ALONE!!!! :smile

I had book, towel, sunglasses and :cocktail in hand ~ no room for the camera ~ I guess you'll have to start bribing the neighbors :wink.

~e~, I'm sorry, I had to laugh, no matter it wasn't funny but Gawd so glad it was you and not me and hey Speed thinks the same thing TRUST ME!!!!! When he read it he just said, "Man, I dread Ms Prissy Princess growing up". HA!!!!

Life around here is about normal as you can tell "boring". Work Work Work, then housework housework housework and somewhere in the mix we find "together time" and then even further down the pike we find sleep....if only for a few minutes of time.....:smile.....

LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF ~ LIVE LEARN BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY BE HAPPY BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS

My Mother's Day :smile. It started out wonderful!!! I woke up to an empty house, per my request for my Mother's Day gift. Think about it, it is cheap, it is affective and most importantly it is MUCH needed. MAMA TIME ALONE!!!!

As I wandered out of bed, I performed my normal task when alone of morning rituals, starting my caffiene fix "caaaawwwwwffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", picking up after everyone and putting things where they belong BESIDES the floor, started yet MORE laundry, THANK GAWD caaaawwwwwfffffeeeeee is ready!!! Go pour myself a cup, head towards my computer.........the day turned ugly at this point.....

One sip of my hot energy pick me upp'er and all lights on my computer are gone......:angry.

I look for my phone to call hubby in a huff......the conversation goes as such:

Me: What is wrong with my puter ~ what did you do? :angry

Hubby: huh?

Me: My puter is all the way shut down, "I" didn't do that so what did you do?

Hubby: I didn't do shit to your computer if I know one thing it is to leave "your precious computer baby alone" lets do some checking to find out what is wrong...

Me: grumbling huffing and a puffing and not even done with my first cup of coffee :angry.

In short ~ hubby couldn't help me get the "bitch" as I call my computer up and running ~ second cup of coffee in much need.

Me: well a lot of help you are

Hubby: I'm trying sweetie but I can't see what is wrong

Me: Well what happened to your supposed "mind reading"

Hubby: I'm sure I can read your mind right now and it isn't my fault!!! :angry

Me: I need another cup of coffee BYE

I slam down the phone ~ stare blindly at my computer seriously considering throwing it out the window ~ obviously thought better of it :smile.

Decide well at least all is not lost, I'll shower and head out to the pool.

Another sick wicked turn ~ I shower, towel in hand, walk outside ~ cloudy overcast and chilly ~ does the word "perky" jump into mind? BUURRR

I came back inside, crawled in bed, switched on the TV and that is where I remained the rest of the day except for when hubby came home ~ got the puter up and running ~

I came online checked my emails sent out a few ~ and back to bed!!!

That was my Mother's Day ~ not a bad day all in all and still working on the puter issue because I have decided she has a bad form of PMS. Hope everyone had a wonderful day and that the men treated their women correctly for this one day bestowed upon us ~ if not don't complain when Father's Day rolls around in June ~:smile.

Think about it ~ now you know why Mother's Day comes before Father's Day :wink!!!

DID YOU TAKE A CLASS ON HOW TO PISS ME OFF?

Shower

First I must say this HUBBY has finally updated his last post with the download he promised ~ go check it out ~ I'm sure the men and the women who like that will enjoy the "puzzle".

So I decided to wander around the blog world to see what everyone was up too and had to say and came across this test hummmmm couldn't resist......*S* here are the results......*go figure*....

You are the mystery woman


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

I found this on Linda's site.

On Texas T-Bone's site I found where he did a post about recent comments he made and of course brought me to laughter. In reading his blog I find him so funny in his views and list of items.

Dr. D has posted a great joke which even Mad linked up too so I'm following his lead.

And being Mother's Day weekend, ~e~, has made a post about mother's :smile. BTW handsome, thanks for the yellow roses and the leg shots will be on their way too you soon :wink.

Hope everyone had a wonderful Mother's Day. Mine will be spent by the pool, weather permitting!!!! At least today that is the plan.

FRIST LAW OF LIVING: AS SOON AS YOU START DOING WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE DOING, YOU'LL WANT TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE.

A friend of mine sent this to me today :smile. Imagine that she'd think it would fit my personality :biggrin.

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Kansas. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

The guy from Kansas began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."

Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."

The fellow from Texas was married to a woman who had grown up in Texas all her life. He sat up straight on the barstool, pushed out his chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the cooking, shopping and house cleaning. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

You Gotta Love them Texas Women!

Murphy's Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items
at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget
two of the first five.

Okay I'll first start you all off with a :cocktail, because Gawd knows that is what has gotten me from going off the deep end on everyone and everything today. Calagon didn't do shit for me is all I have to say ~ I am seriously considering sueing for false advertisment!!!! *humpf*

Can you tell I've had a wonderful day? :angry

However, before I link up a blog, with my regular bitches and move on to newly added bitches, T found the perfect test that I'm having to post ~ after today I've got to see if I'm driving the bus to hell ~ so what do you think of my results?? :biggrin I have been judged:

Second Level of Hell

Well if MadBull is going to post daily ass shots for the men. Dr. D posting beautiful envy shots of Jamaica. I have decided I'd wander through my treasured photo's for the women :biggrin and post.

Now note everyone I've informed Hubby his post have been missed and that he should begin the whole woman boob posting, but his comment about that I threated to "DE man" him if he did.....we'll leave it at that :smile. I can be very persuasive you know :wink.

So women here we go ~ the reason Disney Land is enjoyable for us ~ well would be for me anyways..........

NOW IF I COULD JUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THOSE DAMN PANTS OFF ~ WELL DISNEY WORLD WOULD TAKE ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT MEANING FOR MAMA

And I swear if I could find this school for real Hubby and Son would be enrolled on more than one session to make sure they GET THE MESSAGE!!!

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN OFFERED AT COMMUNITY COLLEGES

DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY OF COURSE CONTENTS, ....EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS

How to Fill-Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by Step, ... with Slide Presentation.

The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the
Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.

Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support and Support Groups.

Learning How to Find Things.
Looking in the Right Places Instead of Turning the House
Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.

Bringing her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio tapes.

Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.

Is it Possible to Sit Quietly While she Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and Role-Playing.

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy.
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other
Important Dates, & Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

The Stove/Oven.
What it is, ... and How it's Used. Live Demonstration.

** Upon completion of the courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

SORRY GUYS BEING THE BITCH THAT I AM I COULDN'T RESIST THIS POST

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH ALSO

Well once again irresistible headlines have hit the internet wave lines. And what a topic this article I ran across has developed :biggrin.

Now let's think about this for a moment ~ I know it says that "no hanky panky" goes on but has anyone been on a plane? You could hang meat when you are fully clothed so by all means lets all strip nakkid ask for blankets and I want you all to keep thinking there isn't some form of shall we say touchy feely going on :smile.

I'm sorry that would just be too tempting for me to resist :wink. However, my luck, I'd strip nakkid and scare everyone to try their hand with sky diving just to remove that image from their mind's eye.

So what would you do? Would you take the flight? And if you took the flight would you take off your clothes? If you took off your clothes could you resist the temptation to keep your hands to yourself? I'm not talking with a complete stranger unless of course they are willing :smile.

EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY

This weekend was filled with company again ~ yeah I know you guys think all we do is entertain :smile ~ I love it!!!!

We had such a blast together ~ catching up on serious issues going on in our lives and then kicking back and having LOADS of fun.

Last night we got together late and found a resturant still open to obtain a very good meal filled with LOADS of drinks. From there we left and went out dancing. I had somehow managed to obtain a knee injury and didn't want to wear heels, but wound up in heels, drinking tons of alcohol which tends to numb the pain. Didn't dance as much as I usually do but had fun non the less......met some really fun people in the process and wound up blowing our friends mind.

She is really shy and well I'm not ~ yet she seemed to recover exteremly well from all the shock and wound up having a great time with all the attention.

Tonight, her last night in town, we had her over for dinner, ribeyes, my famous *or so I'm told* potatoes, salad, veggies and even more drinks flowing and more great conversation flowing....

She told me that she knew I was anal about my house but never pictured me as a good cook and that I blew her mind at how I could cook.....personally I think she had one too many of Steve's famous margaritta's.....:lol he tends to lean heavy on the tequilla because he knows how much I love that stuff....

Weekends are way too short ~ as she has to fly home tomorrow ~ I've so enjoyed having her here, talking with her and knowing with all going on in her life she is holding up as well as can be expected!

Well tomorrow I have to work so since I haven't had much sleep thus far I guess I should value the sleep time but too key'ed up to sleep at the moment, hopefully will hit me soon. Or else I'll be hating life tomorrow........

To my knowledge no more company for awhile as it is our time to begin traveling......Steve and GQ14 traveling with baseball and me and little Ms. Prissy heading back home for a visit very soon!!!

Hope everyone had a very good weekend.........

EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY

Attention ~ Attention I need input, okay bad choice of words :wink, opinions, how is that? :smile

Outside of the perverts.....the topic is "strip teases"!!! How many women who read this blog do a little dance to any particular song for your man/woman? Begining fully clothed and wind up buck nakid???

Or does that only happen at our house?? :lol

Yet if you go out dancing this particular song hits the song waves and your hips can't help but moving in a very seductive way and your significant other's eyes light up and no matter if you just bought a round of drinks ~ amazing how quickly those things can be downed and your escorted out the door in a quick fashion. I've always wondered do you men actually believe all we'll do is tease them once home drop off into a coma or something????? For those men who believe that ~ news flash we have needs too :biggrin.

Now to my question about men who witness strip teases ~ do you perfer the women to be already half dressed or would you perfer the alure of suspense with more clothing and stripping all the way down only or down to something very tempting yet not fully revealing???

For the women, do you mind doing a little tease dance for your significant other? Or are you very shy about it and only want the lights off at all times during "those times" in your relationship? How would you feel about your significant other doing a "little" show of his/her own for you???

Now don't be shy ~ come on out and give some answers ~ food for thought :smile.....I'll be interested to hear some answers........

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY BITCH ALSO

Well again, nothing important to post, so I figured I'd add a little funny ~ and also point out ~ why don't men have to go through this????

THE FIRST TIME IS ALWAYS THE WORSE

The first mammogram is the worst. Especially when
the machine catches on fire. That's what happened to me. The technician, Gail, positioned me exactly as she wanted me (think a really complicated game of Twister - right hand on the blue, left shoulder on the yellow, right
breast as far away as humanly possible from the rest of your body). Then she
clamped the machine down so tight, I think my breast actually turned inside
out. I'm pretty sure Victoria's Secret doesn't have a bra for that. Suddenly, there was a loud popping noise. I looked down at my right breast
to make sure it hadn't exploded. Nope, it was still flat as a pancake and still attached to my body. "Oh no!" Gail said loudly. These are perhaps, the
words you least want to hear from any health professional. Suddenly, she
came flying past me, her lab coat whipping behind her, on her way out the door. She yelled over her shoulder, "The machine's on fire, I'm going to get
help!" OK, I was wrong, 'The machine's on fire,' are the
worst words you can hear from a health professional. Especially if you're
all alone and semi-permanently attached to A MACHINE and don't
know if it's THE MACHINE in question.

I struggled for a few seconds trying to get free, but even Houdini couldn't have escaped. I decided to go to plan B: yelling at the top of my lung (the one that was still working). I hadn't seen anything on fire, so my panic hadn't
quite reached epic proportions. But then I started to smell smoke coming from behind the partition. "This is ridiculous," I thought. I can't die like this.
What would they put in my obituary? Cause of death: breast entrapment?
I may have inhaled some fumes because I started to hallucinate. An imaginary fireman rushed in with a fire hose and a hatchet. "Howdy, ma'am," he said. "What's happened here?" he asked, averting his eyes.
"My breasts were too hot for the machine," I quipped, as my imaginary fireman ran out of the room again. "This is gonna take the Jaws of Life!"
In reality, Gail returned with a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.
She gave me a big smile and released me from the machine. "Sorry!
That's the first time that's ever happened. Why don't
you take a few minutes to relax before we finish up?"
I think that's what she said. I was running across the parking lot in my
backless paper gown at the time. After I'd relaxed for a few years, I
figured I might go back. But I was bringing my own fire extinguisher.

The end.
Hope you all laughed as much as I. Now, ladies,
get those mammograms but be prepared.

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH ALSO