Gotta Love Our T-Bone ~

He left words to fill in the nouns, verbs and adjective's so I'll take the letter and add his own words in the order he left them.......lets see how it turns out :lol

The Love Letter:

Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your car. I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my garage. Just thinking about it there makes my motor race. I wish you were here right now so that I could run my keys up and down your ignition. No one's vehicle has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you drive me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My garage is pulsating just imagining you driving me. Come and get me, Darling. My garage is your garage.

:hum well not what I had in mind so I guess my innocents is shot out the door way in a bad fashion. But hey it was funny non the less...........:biggrin

Now to T-Bone's input on the bad dinner version of the letter ~

I love to eat yogurt because it's such a sensual food. The way it feels on my tongue reminds me of hitting you because it's so soft and smooth. I know they say that oysters are an aphrodisiac, but for me, corn really puts me in the mood. The combination of the texture, the smell and the taste excite my senses to such a degree that I get completely turned on. So much so that right now, as I sit here, I wish I could come over there, sit on your lap, and slip my butter knife down your pants. I'd like to take this olive oil and drizzle it on your microwave and then use my hand to heat it up you until you're close to beeping. Then I'd take the whipped cream from my cappuccino, smear it on my bagel, and hide you under the table while you kick it off me. And when neither of is could stand it any more, I'd let you take me right here on this banquette, and slide your olive-oiled waring blender into my gigantic, stainless steel, oven, until we both eat leftovers like we've never eaten before.

:notworthy of T-Bone!!!!

Thanks T-Bone ~ now I'm glad I didn't post the bedroom issue..........but now rethinking that issue as your input has been GREAT!!!!! :lol

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH TOO