Gotta Love Us Texas Women

A friend of mine sent this to me today :smile. Imagine that she'd think it would fit my personality :biggrin.

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Kansas. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

The guy from Kansas began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."

Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."

The fellow from Texas was married to a woman who had grown up in Texas all her life. He sat up straight on the barstool, pushed out his chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the cooking, shopping and house cleaning. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

You Gotta Love them Texas Women!

Murphy's Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items
at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget
two of the first five.