Okay my normal source of fun reading paled in comparision when I located Cosmo online. My gawd, they do give very detailed advise let me tell ya :biggrin. Anyways, as I moused my way through the pages, I ran across this article The Good Girls' Guide To Talking Dirty.
Since I'm such the shy type, I had to read :smile. So I'm going to cut and paste some of the ideas they came up with ~ have fun with this one!!!! :biggrin.
Theme: A Letter to Your Lover
Here's a great way to introduce your new vocabulary to your lover (and warm up your "engine" at the same time). Just imagine how thrilled he'll be to find this letter waiting for him on his pillow!
Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my (noun). Just thinking about it there makes my (noun) (adjective). I wish you were here right now so that I could run my (noun) up and down your (noun). No one's (noun) has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you (verb) me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My (noun) is (verb)-ing just imagining you (verb)-ing me. Come and get me, Darling. My (noun) is your (noun).
Okay after reading that I couldn't resist finding out the next idea which is to be giving during a meal. You know, being shy and all like I am, and such a very well behaved individual this was an education for me :smile.
Theme: The "Bad" Dinner
This is definitely not a Bad-Lib for your first date! But you'll know when the time is right to use it ...
I love to eat (noun) because it's such a sensual food. The way it feels on my tongue reminds me of (verb)-ing you because it's so soft and smooth. I know they say that oysters are an aphrodisiac, but for me, (noun) really puts me in the mood. The combination of the texture, the smell and the taste excite my senses to such a degree that I get completely turned on. So much so that right now, as I sit here, I wish I could come over there, sit on your lap, and slip my (noun) down your (noun). I'd like to take this olive oil and drizzle it on your (noun) and then use my hand to (verb) you until you're close to (verb)-ing. Then I'd take the whipped cream from my cappuccino, smear it on my (noun), and hide you under the table while you (verb) it off me. And when neither of is could stand it any more, I'd let you take me right here on this banquette, and slide your olive-oiled (noun) into my (adjective), (adjective), (noun), until we both (verb) like we've never (verb-ed) before.
Didn't get a chance to get to the third one which is for in the bedroom ~ I guess I should go and read up on that one and educate myself further :lol.
Figured since I bored all of you in my rant earlier I'd give it a little pick me upper so to speak around here :smile.
EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT ~ MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY
oh yea Jet, you're just the picture of innocence!!
*snort*
I agree with Red Eagle. Dont be trying to cover up that you really are a hoochie mamma, Jet.
You should have made this a contest and numbered the blanks so we could fill 'em in with our own words.
Like in the love letter, the words (in order) should be: car, garage, motor, race, keys, ignition, vehicle, drive, garage, pulsating, driving, garage, garage.
With the bad dinner: yogurt, hitting, corn, butter knife, pants, microwave, heat it up, beeping, bagel, kick, waring blender, gigantic, stainless-steel, oven, eat leftovers, eaten.
Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your LASAGNA. I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my MOUTH. Just thinking about it there makes my TONGUE TINGLE. I wish you were here right now so that I could run my HAND up and down your ARM. No one's COOKING has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you TEMPT me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My MOUTH is SALIVATING just imagining you FEEDING me. Come and get me, Darling. My KITCHEN is your KITCHEN.
Damn mom you want me to suffer through the kitchen LOL.............GREAT input!!!!
Okay Kitty/Buffy/Mom ~ I STILL don't share!!!!! But GREAT input I must say you got speed worked up *big grin*
I want some of that lasagna, too, while you're at it. A threesome? My oven or yours?
I was sorta hoping Speed was reading! lol
T-bone....you can come share my kitchen ANYTIME, hon!
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