I Couldn't Resist.....

And I swear if I could find this school for real Hubby and Son would be enrolled on more than one session to make sure they GET THE MESSAGE!!!

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN OFFERED AT COMMUNITY COLLEGES

DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY OF COURSE CONTENTS, ....EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS

How to Fill-Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by Step, ... with Slide Presentation.

The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the
Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.

Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support and Support Groups.

Learning How to Find Things.
Looking in the Right Places Instead of Turning the House
Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.

Bringing her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio tapes.

Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.

Is it Possible to Sit Quietly While she Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and Role-Playing.

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy.
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other
Important Dates, & Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

The Stove/Oven.
What it is, ... and How it's Used. Live Demonstration.

** Upon completion of the courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

SORRY GUYS BEING THE BITCH THAT I AM I COULDN'T RESIST THIS POST

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH ALSO