My Mother's Day :smile. It started out wonderful!!! I woke up to an empty house, per my request for my Mother's Day gift. Think about it, it is cheap, it is affective and most importantly it is MUCH needed. MAMA TIME ALONE!!!!
As I wandered out of bed, I performed my normal task when alone of morning rituals, starting my caffiene fix "caaaawwwwwffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", picking up after everyone and putting things where they belong BESIDES the floor, started yet MORE laundry, THANK GAWD caaaawwwwwfffffeeeeee is ready!!! Go pour myself a cup, head towards my computer.........the day turned ugly at this point.....
One sip of my hot energy pick me upp'er and all lights on my computer are gone......:angry.
I look for my phone to call hubby in a huff......the conversation goes as such:
Me: What is wrong with my puter ~ what did you do? :angry
Hubby: huh?
Me: My puter is all the way shut down, "I" didn't do that so what did you do?
Hubby: I didn't do shit to your computer if I know one thing it is to leave "your precious computer baby alone" lets do some checking to find out what is wrong...
Me: grumbling huffing and a puffing and not even done with my first cup of coffee :angry.
In short ~ hubby couldn't help me get the "bitch" as I call my computer up and running ~ second cup of coffee in much need.
Me: well a lot of help you are
Hubby: I'm trying sweetie but I can't see what is wrong
Me: Well what happened to your supposed "mind reading"
Hubby: I'm sure I can read your mind right now and it isn't my fault!!! :angry
Me: I need another cup of coffee BYE
I slam down the phone ~ stare blindly at my computer seriously considering throwing it out the window ~ obviously thought better of it :smile.
Decide well at least all is not lost, I'll shower and head out to the pool.
Another sick wicked turn ~ I shower, towel in hand, walk outside ~ cloudy overcast and chilly ~ does the word "perky" jump into mind? BUURRR
I came back inside, crawled in bed, switched on the TV and that is where I remained the rest of the day except for when hubby came home ~ got the puter up and running ~
I came online checked my emails sent out a few ~ and back to bed!!!
That was my Mother's Day ~ not a bad day all in all and still working on the puter issue because I have decided she has a bad form of PMS. Hope everyone had a wonderful day and that the men treated their women correctly for this one day bestowed upon us ~ if not don't complain when Father's Day rolls around in June ~:smile.
Think about it ~ now you know why Mother's Day comes before Father's Day :wink!!!
DID YOU TAKE A CLASS ON HOW TO PISS ME OFF?
Shower
"Think about it ~ now you know why Mother's Day comes before Father's Day"
Oh please... you don't think I *already* know I'm screwed? The mood was already set saturday night as a party my daughter & her friend went to was busted up by State Police, a brawl, and a security officer assaulted (btw, alcohol+teenagers=parents going to jail. Simple math, and I don't feel sorry for them).
They escaped before it got ugly, but left a mommy panicking at the site of police, a brawl and a daughter nowhere to be found when she arrived to pick her up... so the night is spent calming a hyterical, screaming woman. Trying to explain to said hysterical bitch that her daughter did the smartest thing by getting the hell out. (See? someone in our house has a brain)
Bad enough her birthday is the day before mine, so her bitchiness rolls over to ruin mine. So I may as well go to sleep the night before father's day and wake up in September.
On the other hand, I find high-strung, hot tempered women a turn-on. (It's the masochist in me.)
So, perky, huh? :0)
It was a bit brisk on Sunday morn, but turned into a fine, fine day.
My lady, being a new mommy, actually wanted to spend time with me and the wee one. We took a nice walk along the (polluting, body-filled) Trinity River on the edge of downtown FW. Had a nice, quiet dinner. The end.
On Father's Day, I want a good dose of marital lovin' and some power tools. But I'll settle for the former. And not mix the two (heh heh).
Hmm. Well, I know you will probably take the Texas female attitude that you aluded to in a previous post after reading this comment.
Your 'puter' would not have PMS if it was MALE!!!! It would always be standing up and rearing to go 24/7. ;-)
All the same, it seems your Mother's day was spent fairly quietly.
And last but not least, where are the 'perky' pics???? :-0
Sorry Jamie, I couldn't resist!