First I must go outside my nature and congradulate Speed. He upgraded my PMS's bitchy computer and T is doing the :banana dance as she has been gripping at me for years to clear off my computer. :angry.
In a conversation between ~e~ and myself the other night he gave me an idea about what to post about :biggrin. To be perky or to shrival that is the question ~ made me think ~ hey if they can make us flat chested woman look like we have boobs with the "wonder bra" ~ you know the one guys when the bra comes off you wonder where they went :smile. Why then can someone invent the wonder shorts/boxers or whatever you do or don't wear :lol? And then think about it ~e~ possiblities could be endless about the slip you know :wink.
Or would that be placing us women in the situation of when the wonder shorts come off we wonder where it went? *sorry sorry couldn't resist*.
Well this will either make my comment section either very quiet orrrrrrrrr hmmm I maybe afraid. I was going to download a great visual called the Paino Man but I knew that T would pretty much kill me :smile. I like breathing right now but hey who knows :wink it could just appear at a later date :lol.
Have a great nite everyone!!!!
MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH TOO
bout damn time you got a real OS.
and woman, it takes me forever to load this page on dial-up as it is!! many more graphics and I'm gonna take the 'witchy' ones off and leave you with a plain white template *g*
go ahead, threaten me..I dare you! *evil laugh*
Hey ~ maybe it is time to upgrade from a dial up to this thing they have now called DSL or Cable *sly smile*
well my dear, don't you think I would if that were an option here?!
most of the country actually doesn't have access to luxury's like that :-Þ
so, unless you want to pay for the satellite install, BITE ME!
The cool thing about being a guy is that our "package" is portable. Objects in mirror may not always be as small as they appear!
Our pants are like a box of Cracker Jacks, 'cause there's a toy surprise inside! Or it's a box of chocolates, 'cause you never know what you're gonna get.
Reminds me of the joke about the guy who put a potato down his drawers to be more appealing to the ladies. Sad thing is, he stuck the spud in the back of his pants! Ha! Ha!
There used to be there dress pants that they kinda folded when you sat down and it looked in a way that .... uhm... looked like a guy OD'd on viagra.
Drew Carey did an episode on "those pants" once, I was laughing to tears.
wait!!!! We're discussing "perkiness"!!! Guys don't wanna talk about this stuff??!!??