Well since I bored you all with my insomnia ramblings :smile I figured since my mind is so tired from lack of sleep I'd share some humor my mother n law sent me today ~ see it is safe to read now :biggrin.
Don't be offended guys, just enjoy good humor. And ladies, you can enjoy
it too.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to
you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
