Man they have self help books, classes, internet classes etc on everything these days don't they? I was reading up to find something interesting to post about ~ then as I was searching and reading I had to sit here and laugh at some of the advise being offered out.
A few of the topics I found they give step by step reading material:
First one ~ "Bring Back The Passion! Increase your sex life in 6 weeks"
Come on it takes 6 weeks to bring back passion??? Hell by that time I'd have started my monthly friend and then I'd have to start the class all over again ~ gezzzz..........
Second one ~ this one killed me ~ "20 Ways To Have Better Sex Tonight" ~ other than positions does one actually need 20 directions to get laid??? What happened to showing up at the door in nothing but heels and a smile? Seems to work around here.
Third one ~ "Pain After Anal Sex" ~ :wtf that sounds PAINFUL period!!!!
The fourth one ~ really cracked me up ~ all I could say was there are either some really unsatisfied women out there or else I par take too much in sex.......I opt for the first option!!! :biggrin. Being virgin like and all that I am :smile. This one is 10 questions asked and answered ~ I'll just post the questions:
1. What exactly does an orgasm feel like, and how do I know if I've had one?
2. What am I discharging during sex?
3. Where is my g-spot?
4. Why doesn't my significant other last longer?
5. Can toys desensitze you?
6. Could the pill be ruining my orgasm?
7. Is anal sex dangerous?
8. Do you really blow during a blow job?
9. Is masturbating bad for women?
10. Why do I need to pee when approaching an orgasm?
I found this article in Redbook magazine. I swear I had to laugh and the answers to the questions were even funnier. Luckily for the women who were writing in didn't get my responses...........I swear on number 8 I tell them of course why do you think it is called a blow job..........:lol NOT!!!!
As you can see I've had some intersting reading tonight..........I think I'll go to bed now ~ sorry to have bored you but well this was the best I could find.....:biggrin.
Have a good nite!!!
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED ~ BLAME YOUR SERVER
My (graphic) answers:
1. It feels like chocolate, and then there's sticky white stuff all over.
2. Love juice.
3. In my other pants.
4. Because she's a blow-up doll (kidding!).
5. Yeah, have you ever been to Toys R Us? It's mind-numbing.
6. Depends on where you put the pill while you're having sex.
7. Yes, especially if you are finding sex partners at the zoo.
8. Depends on whether you've had lots of practice.
9. Maybe. It's good for me if it makes her want to have more non-solo lovin'.
10. Maybe it's the massive amounts of alcohol consumed prior to coitus. Say it, don't spray it.
I'm not a list lover, but anyway....here are my answers.
1. If you don't know, I can't help you.
2. Come, of course!
3. Ask Speed to show you.
4. Girl, you are obviously too good. Come on, he's just a regular dude just like the rest of us.
5. Are you referring to the "Troajn" horse??
6. Ask your ObGyn.
7. Don't know. Don't plan to find out.
8. I don't blow, she does, and no, she really shouldn't blow at all. Maybe it should be renamed a suckjob!
9. What's good for the goose...is good for the gander.
10. Beacuse you are getting wet!
Hi Jamie. I'm outta here!
First and foremost, let it be said again, THESE ARE NO MY QUESTIONS...I found these questions in an article.......but OMG the responses thus far are GREAT!!!!!! I guess I should post the answers as well according to REDBOOK MAGAZINE ~ not world according to Jamie *wink*..........thanks T-Bone and Dr. D for your responses........you guys are great!!!!
1. Like your kiwi exploded w/ warmth n tingles *giggles*
2. All mah damn tension!
3. His wallet LMAO KIDDING!
4. Kegal exercises baby! (although I can't spell it worth 2 shits)
5. If they can I should be numb
6. Only if it fails and the EPT comes up positive
7. Only for the dude who tries to pull that manuver on me!
8. I guess if you're tryin' to inflate his balls you would blow... But me?... I prefer suckin'
9. Yes... only because it could mean she's not gettin' any from a well hung stud lmao
10. Means you are doin' it right and just had the water fucked outta ya! hehe
Jade