Reality Show Entry ~

While talking with T the other night on the phone till all hours of the a.m. :smile. She and I decided to give ~e~ his wish on national TV. She and I are going to apply for the Amazing Race Reality Show.

Yes I know ~ I stated in an earlier post I'd not participate in any of these, however, between T and I it would be up in the air on what dirt the media finds on us first :biggrin. Plus we'd probably not even make the cut ~ at least that is what we are both hoping for :smile.

~e~ of course, thinks she and I should host an online talk show :lol ~ but after discussing all these reality shows, she told me you send in the application and if we are selected I'll participate with you ~ she and I both agreed it would be the most "bleeped" show in the history of man!!! I guess you'd have to hear me and T talk to one another to truely understand the depth of that statement :lol.

Reality shows might become a thing of the past after she and I are on TV ~ and Lord knows my daddy a preacher HA!!!! I can see him sitting in his recliner *because I'd never let them know I did this* ~ flipping through the channels on cable and seeing my face and HEY not a mug shot on CNN for most wanted at the moment :biggrin!!! After watching it however, his might be on CNN for killing me!!!

Knowing my daddy he'd sit and watch ~ and after the second bleep between T and I ~ he'd move on grumbling ~ but if we won ~ which if we participate we'd damn sure better win..........he'd get over it ~ right? :lol. Left to our devises to obtain money for travel.........HEY this is T and myself we are talking about ~ we can become very creative!!! However, I did state, if it boiled down to having to strip it is a coin toss :lol.

She however told me if any bungy jumping and swiming in areas where one can not see the bottom I had to go first because well I'd never do it :lol. For if she went first I'd be standing either on the top or across the water waving at her saying "How was it ~ because I'm NOT doing it!!!"

Here is a visiual for yeah with bungy jumping, T saying, "ahhhh James just try on the equipment and make sure it fits".............once it is on her kicking me off the edge and screaming "SIKEEEEEEEEEEEE"............................*shaking head*........bottom line if I'm going to be swinging upside down from anything it damn well better be sexually orinated!!!! The ONLY way I'd consider bungy jumping is if it gave me a boob lift fore going surgery!!!!

Are you guys afraid if we actually become contenstents??? WE ARE!!!! Talk about blog world taking a new meaning :lol!!! If in doubt of what to post check you local TV GUIDE!!!!! :biggrin!!!

T did however inform me, my flask would not be exceptable nor could I blame it adding flavor to caaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwfffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! For some reason Tequila is not considred early a.m. coffee execptable........:wtf? Tequila has always brought smiles and good moods in my experience hense all I will say on that issue.......other than Tequlia you are a friend of mine........I like to drink with a little ~ well you get the picture.......:wink. Do they frisk ya before sending you off to the land of the unknown???

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE ~ SOMETIMES I EVEN PUT IT IN THE FOOD