Texas T-Bone

Do you not know that during these months in the state of Texas you don't wash your vehicle, much less WAX IT!!!! Gezzzzz, so therefore, I'm blaming all of my past three days on you!!!! :smile.

Sleepless nights because the dogs and Little Ms. Prissy Princess are scared shitless of thunderstorms........then today we had to dig out our canopy swing from the deep end of the pool due to the 70 plus winds that went through here last night........luckily I saved my potted plants prior to the high winds or I'd really be pissed!!!

However, I can still be nice Texas T-Bone ~ I'll not post a photo of me in a bikini ~ I'll scare you in person when we finally can arrange our schedules and have that cook out / pool party!!! How is that :biggrin!!!

Now to my Irresistible Headlines ~ they had two that really made me giggle today ~ a much needed giggle I might add.......

First ~ the lack of donors for the "Smart Sperm Male Bank" :lol ~ *rolling eyes* Come on now ~ these are men we are talking about ~ you know the one's who usually think with the brain below and they wonder why they have a decline in "Smart Sperm"? *laughing as I'm typing this as I know my men are going to come *no pun intended* out of the wood work on this one!!!!*

Second ~ A man who let his "fingers do too much typing" from Fort Brag ~ this is to me wayyy too comical!!!! I mean really ~ engaged by talking on the internet?????????? Yeah right!!!!!!!!! Cybering doesn't count people!!!!!! And isn't cybering out of the "norm" now???????? Okay well ummm *sly smile* maybe not :wink!!!

Technology has picked up a bit since I had my first computer ~ we've now upgraded to the show and tell stage aka web cam ~ yeah baby!!!! :lol

As you can tell my mood is getting better ~ slowly but surely :smile. I'll just end like this ~ if you are going to tell me what you are going to do at least fire up web cam and SHOW ME BABY ~ I'm employed by Buffy's phone sex company and hey my boss wants to see profit profit profit.....who knows maybe tomorrow when I get my stats in I'll see where someone was searching phone sex companies and that will be in there ~ I've already been found from a yahoo search from the key words "enjoys large ~ fill in the blank" :lol.

Hope everyone had a good nite and has a great day!!!!

EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY ~ SOME JUST DON'T HAVE FILM!!!