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Well That Bite's

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The results are in ~ someone won the 47 million ~ however it wasn't our numbers that won *sniffle* the winning numbers which we did not have are as follows ~

11 - 17 - 22 - 24 - 43 (6) BB

So now the drawing is back down to 4 million ~ however if it is alright with all of you ~ I'm still going to run the numbers with the 4 million as well ~ the rules of winning still apply ~

Thanks for participating.....I'll keep you posted should any winnings happen!!!

SOME DAYS ARE A WASTE OF MAKEUP

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When It Rains It Pours ~

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Well in Texas it is bloody HOT HOT HOT!!!! So I make the fatal mistake of deciding to take both kids shopping for school clothes!!! :brick WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!! Since this is Little Ms. Prissy Princess's first year, she is rather excited, so after getting home with her backpack, lunch box and new clothes in tow she decided "HEY it is time to go to school" ~ so the rest of my day was listening to her every 5 seconds "Mom is it time to leave for school yet?" :errrr

So once I got that issue taken care of for a wee bit ~ I decided to go looking for my Toby Keith tickets and well also druel over his photo :biggrin. A woman needs some pleasure in her life you know :smile. Found on ebay a GREAT pair of tickets SECOND ROW seating :mouse only to further read they are not seats together :fdup. However, when Speedbump got home, he said that wasn't such a bad thing because on the off chance Toby came within touching distances I'd save his feelings by not saying directly to him "Here take my wedding ring and act like you don't know me" :biggrin. I'd not do anything like that 033102angel_1_prv[1].gif!!!

So hubby and I are in here discussing my options on my pending ticket purchase and trying to find out the best seating in a section together when we hear a crash outside where the kids were playing.

Q14 walks in after Little Ms. Prissy Princess runs like a bat of hell and hides and says "Ummmmm dad we have a problem I think" ~ Speedbump and I look at him waiting to hear what the "I think" problem is ~ nuthing!!! So Speed says "Well son what is it" ~ Little Ms Prissy announces "It was an accident daddy I swear" ~ Never a good sign at our house when that is the second sentence out of a childs mouth.....

Anyhoot, to sum up our night, our garage door slammed shut with both cars locked safely inside. Which it is suppose to do right? Well it is also suppose to open back up and well it doesn't!!! So for the last 2 hours we've been tugging ~ lifting ~ forcing ~ and prodding our garage door up so we can get our cars out for tomorrow until we can get it fixed ~ in what feels like 120 degree heat!!!

I think I deserve a :cocktail!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone in the surrounding area know of a good garage door fixer upper who won't break the depleated bank account???? Because the prices quoted thus far I see my Toby Keith tickets fading quickly in the background ~ I swear I should have bought them before Speedbump got home!!!! :wink

Hope everyone's day was better than mine and Lord knows I hope tomorrow night is luckier than tonights!!!! Grab a :cocktail at the bar their on me!!!

SOME DAYS ARE A WASTE OF MAKEUP!!!

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Tickets Are Now Purchased!!

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Okay everyone ~ I bought the tickets today and made sure that I checked cash option on all of them this go round ~ so keep your fingers crossed and everything else and someone if not all of us rub some good luck charm and maybe this time we'll get lucky!!!

Good luck to everyone!!! The drawing is tomorrow nite ~

Jamie

Okay guys, do I keep the same numbers all the way across the board?? Thus far we've had a few hits but not enough to win and NO powerballs as of yet ~ let me know we have till Wed's mid-morning to respond..........we still stand a chance and I've already marked my screw up for "cash option" for everyone!!!

Let me know ~ For the record everyone ~ I stated 10 "comments" will be able to play ~ although I have 10 numbers 3 of them aren't from comments so if there are three other people out there that read the blog and want to participate add your numbers on this post BEFORE Wed's mid-morning Central time!!

So SOMEONE better start giving out some damn lucky numbers OKAY!!!! Surely, we have ONE lucky person out there!!!!

Nite Nite

SOME DAYS ARE A WASTE OF MAKE UP!!!

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I Screwed Up!!

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I have all the tickets bought, however, on two of the thingy's I had to fill out, they have a place to mark "cash option" or "25 Annual Payments". Well guess who didn't mark "cash option" on the two I had to do in the store. I actually didn't mark anything so it automatically puts "25 Annual Payments". I'm going to list the numbers I have bought and if I didn't hear from you I used the same numbers!! And beside the numbers I'll list which shows on the cash option ticket and which one's are on the 25 Annual Payments ticket.

Desiree's ~ 04-12-16-31-43 BB 03 *25 Annual Payments*

Sylvia ~ 02-07-13-33-42 BB 05 *25 Annual Payments*

My Mama ~ 06-07-11-28-36 BB 10 *25 Annual Payments*

MadBull ~ 05-07-18-34-43 BB 37 *25 Annual Payments*

Lexi ~ 06-11-26-36-41 BB 44 *25 Annual Payments*

Mine & Speed's ~ 05-19-25-28-35 BB 20 *25 Annual Payments*

T-Bone ~ 16-25-26-34-42 BB 14 *Cash Option*

Buffy ~ 05-26-32-43-44 BB 12 *Cash Option*

Dr. D ~ 05-14-21-36-39 BB 25 *Cash Option*

~T~ ~ 02-07-10-23-31 BB 19 *Cash Option*

Patti ~ 04-10-23-38-44 BB 03 *Cash Option*

Now I was told after I realized my screw up and tried to get them to rerun the tickets for me as cash option *they can't do that *huge pout* ~ anyways I was told that when you claim if you win you are given the option of cash option, but I don't know for a fact yet.

Neither here nor there the tickets are purchased and safely tucked here by the computer awaiting the drawing tonight ~ start crossing fingers and toes and remember it is 41 million tonight!!! Good luck everyone!!!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK; THEY DON'T DO IT OFTEN!!!!

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Yes, I went visiting my blog site's tonight, for the record Patti, you need to update!!! :lol ~ But I saw where Desiree found a test on "how horney are you" :biggrin.

Personally I don't agree with my results, but hey, here they are anyways for kicks and giggles :smile.

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and you want it now. Lookout world, because
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Have a great nite everyone!!!
Jamie

Non Of Us Were Lucky

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I'm sad to report ~ however Saturday we have another chance ~ 41 Million!!!! *I believe* So do you guys want me to keep the same numbers or do you want to give different numbers????

Sorry it has taken me so long to post the results, but today has turned out to be a very busy day ~ spending hours up at Q14's school registering him ~ doc appointment ~ next week even busier ~ both kids need their "pre" school physicals and the like ~ yeah I'm excited *rolling eyes*

Let me know about the numbers everyone ~ Saturday is the drawing!!!

On A Very Serious Note

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I was checking email before heading off to bed "finally" when I ran across this email ~ which I'll copy and paste

**** ALERT FOLLOWS ************************

Amber Alert Issued Tuesday July 22

J.J. Coleman

11-month-old Black Male with brown eyes and black hair was taken from his home in Shreveport LA at 5:30 a.m. Tuesday July 22 last seen wearing a white pull over shirt.

The child has a liver disease and needs his daily medication.

Police are looking for Romaine Ruffins, AKA Billy Ray Jones a Black male 5'10", 165 lbs,. He is considered violent and dangerous. Ruffins was wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a black stocking cap. He is 6'1" tall and 170 pounds. He has access to a gray vehicle with Texas tags (unknown make and model).

Anyone with information is asked to call the Shreveport PD at 318-763-2583 or dial 911.

Visit http://www.myobdeals.com/f/offer997.asp?s=955&o=168991382&l=150 for more information

**** END OF ALERT **********************************

Please forward this email to everyone you know in the area.


Sad but true, my first thought was, MY GAWD this is getting out of hand with spam mail, but curiosity got the best of me to check it out ~ so I clicked the link ~ then thought if this is a prank they have gone to great means.....so caused me to check further ~

I ran across this article ~ it appears the Amber Alert is not only going to be via tv and radio anymore ~ it is also going to go across emails and telephone's ~

Personally, that is a phone call I won't get pissed off hearing because one never knows if this type of formulation of information could save one of our own children.

Nite
Jamie

Well everyone ~ I have the numbers in ~ via comments and private emails ~ they are as follows:

~T~ - 02-07-10-23-31 Bouns Ball 19

T-Bone - 16-25-26-34-42 BB 14

Buffy - 05-26-32-43-44 BB 12

Patti - 04-10-23-38-44 BB 3

Dr. D - 05-14-21-36-39 BB 25

Madbull ~ 5-7-18-34-43 BB 37

Mine and Speed's ~ 5-19-25-28-35 BB 20

Non bloggers whom read my blog ~

Sylvia aka Ms. Dr. Phil ~ 2-7-13-42-33 BB 5

Chris aka Lexi ~ 6-11-26-36-41 BB 44

Now to one who has no idea what a blog is ~

My mama

6-7-11-28-36 BB 10

The verdicts are in ~ now all we all have to do is cross everything that crosses, pray that lady luck is on our sides and have faith!!!!

Again the web site is here!!!!

The jackpot for July 23rd, 2003 at 9:45 P.M. Central time *the drawing time I'm told* is 36 million dollars ~ I'm not stingy if ANYONE wins WE ALL WIN as far as I'm concerned!!! I also made a promise ~ thank you all that decided to test your luck ~ if by some long stretch of luck some of these numbers win ~ I'll not only post here, but contact you privately *unless of course you live locally like Patti and T-Bone whom will be going to Austin with me the next day :lol* to obtain private mailing information to send you the winnings AFTER TAXES!!!

The winnings I'll half begin at a thousand dollars ~ example: we win a thousand dollars ~ I get the money after taxes ~ half of that!! I think that is fair!!! Good luck to everyone!!!!

NOT ONE SHRED OF EVIDENCE SUPPORTS THE NOTION THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS

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How Lucky Do You Feel????

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Okay the lottery for Wedensday is 36 million ~ I'll buy the tickets ~ but I'll only half the winnings with the winning numbers if we win ~ you have to pick FIVE numbers between 1 and 44 and and an extra number between the number of 1 and 44 called the bonus ball *read the website to understand*, the drawing for the 36 million is Wedensday 07/23/03, nite 10 p.m., Central Standard Time.

From comments, I'll take each person's numbers and buy a ticket with those numbers ~ I'll also post the Texas Lottery Commission Site for the numbers to be checked so no one can accuse me of lying.........here is the deal..........if I win from a ticket for a thousand dollars ~ lowest winnings I'll go with ~ after taxes ~ I'll split it down the middle with the winning numbers..............what do you have to lose other than giving out numbers???????? REMEMBER, I'm buying the tickets!!!!!!!!! You're winnings, should we win, will be received via certified mail!!!

Okay, speedbump just upp'ed the anty, since we are buying the tickets, first 10 comments with the numbers are only in the running, damn talk about lowering my comment section.............anyways........first cum, no pun intended, first served, bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me some lucky numbers and who knows maybe just maybe we'll win the jackpot!!!! *NOTE: I've posted the official site ~ you can read the rules in regards to numbers and bonus ball ~ what do you have to lose?*

Give it your best lucky guess...............anxiously waiting.......here is the addy to check the numbers on Wed's nite, the site in question to check see at least I'm honest and up front!!!! 36 MILLION going once ~ going twice ~ going so much in the need of our hands.................come on give me some lucky numbers!!!!!!!!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK ~ THEY DON'T DO IT OFTEN

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The Boys Are Returning Home

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Doing the happy dance!!!! However, tonight seemed about the only night I was able to get some good sleep going ~ then Bruno had a seziure at 1 a.m. so I'm still up making sure he is okay. He is out of it now but can't make up his mind if he wants to go outside or stay inside ~ so we are playing the revolving door game right now.

Now to news about the boys ~ Speed says that they didn't play badly at all but it didn't appear that they could get their minds into the game as a team. He also said that Q14 played better than ever and was the talk around the park. Which doesn't suprise me at all :biggrin. However, they lost their second game this a.m. in over time by one run. So today they spend the day touring St. Louis, went into the arch, out to eat and then back to the motel to pack up and get ready to head home!!! Speed and some of the other coach's decided to get some gambling in before heading home tomorrow. They will be here late tomorrow nite!!!

Little Ms. Prissy is so excited!!! She spent the afternoon at Nannie and Poppie's house so I could get some much needed scrubbing done around the house. She is such a stick tight I couldn't do it with her home as I use chemicals that are very bad for her to breath. Well bad for me to breath also but hey a housewifes job is a dangerous thing you know :smile.

I've come to the conclusion ~ I have WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much shit around this house!!! As I was dusting thinking ahhh I'm just about done, I'd turn around and walah another nook and cranny would catch my eye with more nick nacks to dust.

In my wandering around the net I ran across this article. I need this little chickey pooh in my grocery cart instead of my Little Ms. Princess. Who knows maybe I would actually have money left over when leaving the grocery store for a change instead of thinking I'm going to have to hock everything!!! :biggrin.

Well all is silent in the house again so I guess Bruno has laid down to rest finally and I'm going to join him!!!

IF YOU MUST PICK BETWEEN TWO EVILS ~ PICK THE ONE YOU'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE!!!!!

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Things are going from bad to worse!!!! ~T~ what is my "female schedule" I think I'm PMS'ing bad!!!

Little Ms. Prissy, will play and then break down into hysterics about missing Speedbump and Q14. I calm her down only for her to cop an attitude!!! :angry My sympathy of Little Ms. Prissy has reached its end as of tonight ~ I told her if she didn't go to bed and to SLEEP for a change she'd wish she had!!!! What can I say she is spoiled and is learning mama isn't the one to spoil for such a long period of time.

The dogs are velcroed to either her ass or mine 24 hours a day. I feel like the walls are closing in quickly with these four!!! Nope I'm not handling being thrown into single motherhood once again in my life. :lol

Now since I'm developing my own "pitty party", let me explain something, I don't blame Speed for this nor Q14 ~ I'm aggervated that Little Ms. Prissy is miserable missing both Speed and Q14, but more Q14 and he is AWFUL to her!!! Even when he talked to her on the phone today he got her screaming and crying because he was being his same old mean self!!! Ohhhhh I've got mean for Q14 when he gets home TRUST ME!!!! I'm being nice and letting him get away with murder right now, for the "good of the team", however, when he comes home WATCH OUT!!!

Poor Speed, he is miserable, everytime he talks to Ms. Prissy she bawls begging him to come home or at least come get us to be with him. Speed can't deny Little Ms. Prissy anything, hell last night I swear if he had a vechile there he'd had driven back here to get her and drove back. It is sad really sad!!!

Now to news about the team ~ today they played a Ft. Worth team that they killed in other tournaments while here ~ however Q14's attitude seems to be dripping through all the team players for the first game. However, Q14 hit a ball out of the ball park scoring the team three point runs. But, Q14 lost the game by being cockey and lost the ball to keep the other team scoring the winning run. They lost 6 to 5.

Speed swears this was the best thing that could have happened to them in the first game, since they are only doing qualifications right now for the "placement" in the tournament. Speed says that they were out there cockey, sure of themselves and didn't play to their ability. Now that they lost to a team they've stomped over and over ~ the kids have an attitude adjustment and are ready to as they say "PLAY BALL".

We'll see they have two games tomorrow ~ I'll keep you posted :biggrin.

Well I'm off to bed ~ Have a great night and day everyone!!!! Thanks for listening to me blow off steam ~ I had more I could say but well ~ some things are better left unsaid :biggrin!!!

IF IT WEREN'T FOR STRESS I'D HAVE NO ENERGY AT ALL

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We Are 24 Hours At Best

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Into this week long seperation of half the family and all I have to say for this seperation is :wtf was I THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The "boys" get on the road yesterday around noon'ish ~ Little Ms. Prissy did very well yesterday actually ~ I was thinking hey this is going to be a walk in the park. Yet, somehow, call it mama's gut feeling, this was going to turn into a nightmare.

It began about time to go to bed ~ or soon as night fall was upon us ~ we've spent the day in the pool, we've played outside, I actually allowed playdo in my house for the first time since her birth, she played non stop in complete silence, we ate a nice dinner and then snuggled and watched cartoon's together. It got late, as I let her stay up later than usual, so I began the whole time for bed sweetie.

*shaking head* ~ the water works begin!!!! I want my Daddy and Q14 ~ they should be home by now mama ~ *rolling eyes* ~ me reminding her no sweetie they are gone to a place far away ~ we call Daddy, she cries with him, he gets her laughing, and she says "yes daddy I'll go to bed I promise I wv u". Hands me the phone and goes to bed. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes!!! I'm so happy!!!!!

I tell hubby goodnite and get the dogs taken care of and head off to bed ~ I was tired!!! I'm in bed the house is silent and then there is a noise unheard by any human ear and my dogs come out of their coma's and bark, growl, bow up, and begin to pace. First upon my body, then through the house and then GAWD FORBID on Little Ms. Prissy!!!

Two seconds later I hear wild scream coming from Little Ms. Prissy's room. I couldn't get my feet on the floor fast enough only to run smack dab into Little Ms. Prissy screaming I MISS MY DADDY TELL HIM TO COME HOME NOW ~ she was hysterical ~ the dogs pasing the house grawling snorting ~ I finally calm everyone down but only briefly as that was the constant dilema of my night!!!

Then about 30 minutes after that, Little Ms. Prissy wanders into my room, crying again, saying "Daddy is going to miss work mama and all his friends here with us he has to come home NOW ~ call him and tell him NOW mama NOW" Uggghhhhhhhhhh ~ this isn't going so well people!!!

Tonight isn't looking any better, except Little Ms. Prissy isn't crying for her daddy any longer she is just not cooperating any longer :angry!!! My dogs are still acting the same way ~ they feel like they are Tarzan ~ they are men and hear them grawl and let me tell ya they are working it really well at the moment.

At least for NOW I have Little Ms. Prissy in bed and I'm watching "Bill Cosby Himself" on HBO and laughing ~ OMG it is so true!!! So I'm enjoy at least this breif moment in silence before I head off to bed!!!

Update on the team ~ their first game is Sunday at noon ~ they traveled all the way to St. Louis to play their first team in this 14 Year Old World Series from FT. WORTH TEXAS!!!! :lol

Well Q14 is really having a great time ~ he has already found him a wee bit of a girlfriend. *rolling eyes* And mama isn't there to supervise ~ hubby isn't keeping that close of an eye on him :angry ~ this will change SOON!!!

We still have a week of this ~ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it will be interested to see who lives through this "seperation" :lol Can you tell our family doesn't do much without all of us involved? And we never are seperated at night time this is sad huh? :biggrin. Ahhhhh, a cute site, wish I had the camera, but Little Ms. Prissy is finally asleep *note at midnight*, but found one of her daddy's shirts and put it on and is snuggling with it ~ I guess the little tyriant really misses her daddy and is snuggling with the stuffed dog Q14 won for her at the fair ~ aaahhhhhhh ain't that sweet !!! I need a vacation I'm getting sentamentail!!!!

SOME DAYS ARE A WASTE OF MAKE UP

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What A Wonderful Suprise!!!

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Yes, I got a wonderful suprise this afternoon. My phone rang and I answered ~ on the other end was the sexy man's voice asking to speak to me ~ of course I quickly said "speaking" ~ then he informed me of whom I was talking with ~ :biggrin ~ DR.D.!!!!! He was having a relaxing day today and decided to suprise me ~ how sweet was that!!! :smile Thank you again Dr. D for the phone call ~ have a safe trip home handsome!!!

Now I'll share another tid bit that my in law sent to me :smile. She of course told me to pay particular attention to the last entry as it was she and I. Enjoy it ~ It is titled "Tips For The Ladies" ~

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish
while it's still cooking,drop in a peeled potato and
it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
"fix-me-up."
Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are
cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me,
The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will
go away.
Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill
and drink. You might still have the headache, but who
cares?
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Ladies
- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom
of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom
of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying
on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
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Ladies
- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple
in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it
in the pantry for up to a year.
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Ladies
- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the
baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
there won't be any white mess on the bottom of the
cake.
Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate
it for you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust
before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not
include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I
just don't do it.
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Ladies
- If you have a problem opening jars, try
using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip
grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do
it.
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And
finally the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and
sauces.
Real Woman - Leftover wine??

Have a great day everyone!!! :smile

MEN ARE FROM EARTH ~ WOMEN ARE FROM EARTH ~ DEAL WITH IT!!!!

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CAAAAWWWWFFFEEEEE Anyone?

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Well :gmorning everyone!!! I must say this morning is the best I've felt in WEEKS!!! Hopefully it will continue and the worst is behind me :smile.

I'm enjoying my morning coffee in silence. I forgot how wonderful silence could be in a house. Hubby is off to work, the dogs are snoring, the kids are snoring and mama is having some much needed "quality" time to herself. Ahhhhhhh this feels great!!!! I must enjoy it while I can as in about 30 minutes Little Ms. Prissy Princess will be up giving her daily list of demands and silence will be no longer. As she'll wake up the dogs and they'll grumble, she'll wake up Q14 in the rudest of actions (by yelling in his ear) and he'll grumble loudly. She'll run through the house screaming "Mama, Q14 is being mean to me, go spank his butt". And within in 35 minutes I'll be ready to pull my hair out :biggrin.

Well last night was the begining of the tournament that was not suppose to happen. Hubby couldn't call home fast enough to inform me ~ See honey, you got all mad and rude for nothing they lost and we are done with this team. :uhoh3 MEN :pummel he just doesn't get WHY I was mad!!! Anyhoot, just thought I'd keep you informed.

Now as you can tell I have nothing intellictual *however you spell it* to discuss and aren't you please nothing to bitch about either :biggrin. However, in my time spent this morning I figured I catch up on the news online ~ I read where the reality show For Love Or Money ~ aired it's last show and the guy picked his woman, who then picked the million dollars. He went home without a dime, no job and wandering the streets of Dallas I'd persume. Then the woman instead of leaving well enough alone and being happily wealthy ~ gave up the million to sign on for the next show to try and win TWO MILLION. Greedy bitch is all I have to say :lol. I'd have stuck with the million. I also read where the guy was a bit suprised that the woman choose the $$$ instead of him ~ :hum "IDIOIT" is all I have to say ~ I'd have taken the money and been happy!!!!

I heard on TV yesterday, that Big Brother is about to air, now this one sounds MORE than a bit comical!!! Not only have they picked the group who will be locked in a house together what they DON'T know is that the producer's are also moving in some of their "Ex's". That is setting up a murder scene if ever I saw a good plot for one!! Could you imagine :lol!!!

Well tiz all I have to ramble about ~ sorry to have bored you ~ have a wonderful day everyone :sun_smiley

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I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND ~ IT IS BACKED UP ON THE SERVER ~ AND THE NETWORK IS DOWN AGAIN!!!!!

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Baseball ~ you the know the sport that men try and hit balls around a field ~ hell if it requires hitting balls I have a few I have no doubt I could hit some home runs with rather they enjoy it or not right now.

As you have listened to me bitch about through the summer is baseball, however, my dearly beloved hubby :angry, announced tonight he has been keeping something from me. Now mind you, he didn't actually informing me of such events, MY FUCKIN" NEIGHBOR DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah life in my house tonight has not been pleasent.

As I'm sure most of you are currently aware, Speed and Q14, are leaving Friday for a week long of blistful retreat in their enviornment of non stop baseball. Little Ms. Prissy and I are staying at home tending to the dogs and "girly" stuff. I've resigned myelf to this and with little bitching on the home front. *KEY NOTE: as long as I get my Toby Keith tickets with backstage passes ~ all is right with the world!!!*

Let me take us all back in time to Sunday nite: a bit of a conversation that transpired between Speed and myself:

Speed: Sweetie, come to bed, we need to talk

Me: What

Speed: Ummm, we need to discuss this weeks events

Me: I know this weeks events ~ you leave Friday

Speed: No baby, come here

Me: WHAT?

Speed: Well honey, the Lebo's *the team leaving Friday for St. Louis* are having practice Monday and the Rebel's *the team for the upcoming high school team he'll be playing on* have a game Tuesday.

Me: Yeah and ~ I work Tuesday so you won't be coaching as you'll have Little Ms. Prissy.

Speed: Well I just wanted to keep you updated on the events of the week

Me: Thank you sweets but just as long as you give Little Ms. Prissy the same amount of "quality" time as you do Q14 since you'll be gone for a week I'm okay with it ~ I knew this was coming.

Well then TONIGHT HIT :angry

I walk outside to spend time with hubby, as he complains I never do this, only to walk up on THIS conversation:

Neighbor: I have free tickets Thursday nite to the Rangers game Q14 would you like to go

Speed: Well I'm sure he'd love too but it depends on the outcome of the tournament he is in this week

Me: WHAT FU**** TOURNAMENT!!!

All parties outside our house turn and look at me and all become meek individuals..

Hubby: Ummm honey, you knew they were playing tomorrow nite

Me: very very :angry look YEAH AND!!!!!! WHAT TOURNATMENT DEARY ~

Hubby: Well if they win tomorrow nite they proceed onto the Pony League finals which wind up in Florida, BUT the league pays for everything

Me: YEAH AND YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME THIS WHEN EXACTLY

Hubby: *giving stern look* the dead can hear you right now shut up

Me: Good because the dead is the only thing going to save your happy*many unmentionable words about now* ass right now................WHAT TOURNAMENT.........SINCE WHEN FLORIDA..........AND WTF WERE YOU THINKING?

Silence filled the neighborhood ~ I've never seen so many men run towards the safety of their non screaming wives in my life!!!! Tonight I pretty much partied the red sea and then some!!!! PISSED is an understatement!!!!!

So Speed comes inside to talk this through with me ~ if you are thinking this should be good ~ HA you are right!!! Conversation is as follows:

Speed: Honey, you knew when we took on Q14 playing in these two teams, some sacrifices were going to have to be made

Me: Do you have a fuckin' mouse in your pocket? Last time I checked there was no WE in this whole since fuckin' April two teamed decision.............you just informed me "honey, it is nothing to worry about, we can handle this, one team has large advantages and the other is a new team they'll go no where and be done by the time he gets out of school"

Speed: Well I miss spoke

Me: REALLY YEAH THINK!!!! Where is your RICE EDUCATION NOW ~ muttering you misspoke yeah baby you are catching on right now!!!

Speed: Well if we wind up in Florida the team pays for everything, not like fund rasising for the St. Louis trip and it is a no brainer you'd be going sweetie

Me: Well gezz baby for the invite because NEWS FLASH ~ not ONLY am I going, but I'll not attend a game and I'll damn SURE NOT be taking Little Ms. Prissy Princess. For when the games are done, you'll be picking her up at my mother's and my ass will be long gone in sea BY MYSELF to forgien lands.

Me: Why didn't you tell me this week was a tournament and what about Little Ms. Prissy, she understands it less than I do?

Speed: I knew you'd react this way so I decided to not tell you until I KNEW if they'd win and as far as Little Ms. Prissy Princess I'll take her with me..........

Me: you're damn straight you will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And gezz thanks I'm more upset NOT knowing and finding out from our NEIGHBORS...........

Speed: You'd actually go on a cruise without me?

Me: *shocked look* well YEAH!!!! And great way to change the subject, remember this!!!

Speed: I always thought we'd take your first cruise together *aka he has been on a cruise before*

Me: Well so did I until YOU decided it was better fit that I work nights you weren't involved in baseball and baseball traveling was involved.......welcome to MY vacation and YOUR HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speed: Well what about Toby Keith tickets.....

Me: Can I go back stage and I sleep with him

Speed: HELL NO

Me: then I'm going on a cruise..........:biggrin

conversation abruptly ends...........but with :wtf on both ends.................can anyone hear me scream I HATE BASEBALL???????????????????????????????????????????

DID YOU TAKE A CLASS ON HOW TO PISS ME OFF?

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Well It Isn't KIWI ~

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But according to the emode test my results on "What Fruit Are You" ~ pretty damn close :wink

Playful Passion Fruit:
Sunny, carefree, and a little bit of a prankster at times — your playful, passionate attitude is like a tropical paradise everyone wants to visit. You're definitely an original, unfazed by what others might think of your choices and ambitions. And that's a rare trait, my friend. In fact, it probably explains why so many of your pals are drawn to you. Well, that and your ability to have a good time with a real zest for life!

Hope everyone had a wonderful usa0b.gif. A dear friend of mine who lives the military life as a wife posted a wonderful account of how it feels to see our troops making it home from Iraq. Please go read ~ you won't be sorry!!!

Well as you can tell not much to talk about, however, I did find this in Irressitable Headlines, all I can say is be careful what you wish for as it might actually come true :smile

SOME DAYS ARE A WASTE OF MAKE~UP

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Computer talk about relationships...........:biggrin well I'll let the email I received today speak for itself!!!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the ommand: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8.

Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

Now if that didn't flip your trigger or computer "on" button ~ I have another GREAT email I received today!!!! A Prayer ~ first from a a female then second from a man :lol.

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.


MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.

Well all; I think I've shared as much as I can for tonight other than to let you know that ~T~ has safely landed in DFW, has arrived at my house from her visit, but had to leave quickly because she doesn't know how to catch flights :biggrin. I sent her off with 3 mugs of coffee, a 12 oz. coke, a lunchable with a chocolate snack, a chocolate pudding snack, a plate full of sliced brisket that Speedbump grilled yesterday and another plate full of Macaroni and Cheese, a hug and a kiss on the check telling her to drive safely!!!! Am awake until I know she is safely in her job ~ as she is leaving from here to her job!!! Poor baby!!!!

Have a great "morning / night" whatever time frame you are on when you read this!!!!

I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND ~ IT'S BACKED UP ON THE SERVER ~ (AND THE NETWORK IS DOWN AGAIN)

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Who Would I Be

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Without giving a good laugh regardless of what life deals out huh? So I have a few thanks to my mother n law :smile gotta love her, as she takes care of me!!!

Well shit, my computer is acting up, go figure :angry..........I can't seem to download some great things to share, but keep tune as they are coming........
OH WAIT I GOT THEM...........:lol

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And..........Men can relate!!! :lol

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SOME DAYS ARE JUST A WASTE OF MAKEUP

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Two Times In One Night

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Are you afraid yet????? :smile You should be or else I'm feeling better ~ yeah yeah I'm feeling better!!!!

Anyhoot, just got off the phone with my mother n law, yet another mother in my life, but she loves me regardless, I hope :biggrin. I've shared some great jokes that she has sent me ~ but today I got permission to post some of her photo's and still awaiting my other dad *her husband* to allow me to post some GREAT photo's of him. See I'm fair, I don't post photo's without permission. :smile.

So not to confuse everyone, mama is MY mother, MOM will be my mother n law, POPPIE is mom's husband, PAPA is MY daddy and GRANDPA is Speedbump's dad. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think that pretty much covers any confusion!!! :lol

So needless to say, you'll have to check out my photoblog frequently, because there are TONS of photo's that incorporate them I'd love to post, but I have to get approval first. Ohhh did I forget to mention Nonnie??? The only living Great Grandma??? She is Speed's grandmom and a dream...........I truely married into a great family ~ it took some working through rough times, bitches between us all, learning where one stands, but July 4th will be 5 years I've been in this family and I feel that we have a GREAT relationship!!! We've fought, we've bickered, we've not talked, but in the end, we are family and love one another..........I'm glad to call them my parents!!!!

So everyone welcome them to the group as MOM has said she wants to come and moderate me :biggrin I have no idea why ~ :smile ~ I think it revolved around my boyfried Toby ~ since I've told her and Poppie to start trying to win me tickets with backstage passes :banana. Yeah Yeah that's it!!!! :biggrin.

SOME DAYS ARE JUST A WASTE OF MAKEUP

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I'm Going Stir Crazy!!!!

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I wish that they'd figure out what is going on and give me something to obtain my energy again!!!!!! :angry Enough about that :smile.

The other night I got my present from Desiree. Again, thank you very much Des and it will be included in this post :biggrin.

I was reading today my Irressitable Headlines and this article just had me laughing. Basically because I know the town in question ~ is Randy Travis's home town if there are any country fans out there. First off, this is probably the only dance hall in that town and Second, being banned for dancing with "inappropriate behavior" :wtf is that? If they are talking dirty dancing then hell I'd be banned before ever hitting the dance floor. I just found it amusing and thought I'd share ~ since I don't have much to talk about today!!!

Having a brain cramp on posting material ~ but figured I'd at least drop a little something to let everyone know I'm still at least alive. :lol

~T~ should be safely arrived to her vacation spot by now. She was here this morning so hubby could take her to the airport. Hopefully when she returns I'll feel and look human enough for us to pull out the trusty old camera and get some photo's to update on my photoblog. :smile.

I found out that my boyfriend will be in town next month, in case you wonder who that maybe, Toby of course. I'm trying to talk Speedbump into letting me get a group of girls together and go, however he swears he will not let me loose without his supervision anywhere near Toby. :sad I can't figure out why really, I'd not do anything :smile. He hasn't said rather or not he was going to let me buy tickets for the two of us to go but I'm still working that angle if I can't go with a group of my friends :biggrin. However, I'm wondering where the hell I was when this photo was taken, I'd have loved to be in that elevator with him :biggrin. View image All I can say is "YUMMMMMMMMMIE"


Well I'm done with my ramblings and the kids are screaming so I'm assuming it is time for me to do some parential interference again. Have a great day everyone!!!

EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY!!!

T.B.Jamie[1]
made by Desiree ~ my birthday present from her ~ Thank you again!!!

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