Computer talk about relationships...........:biggrin well I'll let the email I received today speak for itself!!!
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the ommand: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8.
Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Now if that didn't flip your trigger or computer "on" button ~ I have another GREAT email I received today!!!! A Prayer ~ first from a a female then second from a man :lol.
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
Well all; I think I've shared as much as I can for tonight other than to let you know that ~T~ has safely landed in DFW, has arrived at my house from her visit, but had to leave quickly because she doesn't know how to catch flights :biggrin. I sent her off with 3 mugs of coffee, a 12 oz. coke, a lunchable with a chocolate snack, a chocolate pudding snack, a plate full of sliced brisket that Speedbump grilled yesterday and another plate full of Macaroni and Cheese, a hug and a kiss on the check telling her to drive safely!!!! Am awake until I know she is safely in her job ~ as she is leaving from here to her job!!! Poor baby!!!!
Have a great "morning / night" whatever time frame you are on when you read this!!!!
I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND ~ IT'S BACKED UP ON THE SERVER ~ (AND THE NETWORK IS DOWN AGAIN)
How was she supposed to eat macaroni and cheese while she was driving????
I'm glad she's back, and that Speed found her at the airport. Can't wait to see her next post!
I love the Tech Support post (laughing). Too bad it's not that easy in real life. I could install Sink the Boat 9.8!
How was she supposed to eat macaroni and cheese while she was driving????
I'm glad she's back, and that Speed found her at the airport. Can't wait to see her next post!
I love the Tech Support post (laughing). Too bad it's not that easy in real life. I could install Sink the Boat 9.8!
T is back? Cool. let me see if she's written anything...