Them and Mr. Toby Keith, and of course the stage, stage hands and a camera between such "hot sexual events" that could be happening!!! :biggrin
So have you figured out, Mr. Toby Keith's concert at my household was more than a HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll give a brief run down of the evening..........other than bumper to bumper traffic and me panicing I'm going to miss something.......Speed dropping me off and leaving me stranded and actually "COPPED AN ATTUTIUDE WITH THE QUEEN" God help him!!! All turned out well!!!
The photo's will be uploaded to the "jet's photo blog" soon. As well as I'll direct you in that area once loaded.
My choice of dressing was actually very conserviative *however you spell it*, as you'll all see soon enough, however, even though I didn't get to actually MEET MASTER TOBY KEITH..................well..............I still got something.............:biggrin!!!
Yeah, I know those who REALLY KNOW ME, are saying, this doesn't suprise me!!! :lol
Let me set it up; after Mr. Brown and his excellent performance, Mr. Shelton took the stage. Both men in thier own right are great and wonderful perfomers.......sadly it takes a tour for someone to actually be recognize their true protential and heartfelt ballets, songs and just plain music to appreciate!!! However, Mr. Blake Shelton, has managed to obtain a name for himself without a tour!!!
Before MY MAN took the stage in all his wonderful glory, his daughter sang the National Athem. Let me tell you this, that little girl CAN SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She can sing to the point to bring tears to one's eyes even if you carry the hardest coldest of hearts...............in summary, we have a new star on our hands in the country/pop or whatever avenue she persues in music.
Then the moment that my heart has been anticipating for weeks, is for Toby Keith, in flesh and blood to take a stage, right before my little baby blue eyes and OMG did he EVER TAKE A STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOSSSAAA BABY!!!!
What I finally decided to wear for my first Toby orgasmic experience, was a dress. Spegitti ,however the fu** you get the picture in spelling, strapped, drapping down to show clevage, what LITTLE I have to offer, one side longer and the right side mid calf. When walking it swung in the wind and according to my perverted hubby, looked good. Not my first, second or third choice to wear, but I was pressed for time to get to see MY MAN!!!! *yes yes I will post a photo of the outfit on my photo blog*
Anyhoot, Master Toby Keith takes a dymantic presents on stage, sings his wonderfully sexy heart out, then he begins wandering the stage to different sections. YEAH BABY!!!!
During his song title "You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like That", he wanders to MY side of the stage!!!
For those that THINK they know what happened, even YOU GUYS will be suprised, I know I was ~ I was more than suprised ~ I was breathless!!!
He walked to my side of the arena and I was pretty damn close to the stage, I had some ugly and I mean UGLY, missing teeth when he spoke and no haired male individual, acutally tell me to go sit down back in my seat. At first I didn't hear him so I walked closer, at this point I could have reached out and touched Toby..............but refrained!!!! Toby is watching what is going on below him, the guy actually got uglier than his physical appearnace with me, telling to sit down....
Well here is a no brainer, Toby Keith, close enough to touch and I'm the only female in contact with him, I looked at missing tooth so call bar bouncer and said, yeah right fuck you!!! That is when MY MAN, stopped took a breath in his song and POSED!!!
Okay, I've now resized the photo for viewing :smile, *pats self on the back as she walks away from the stage, but not before she flips off the security individual, which Toby got a kick out of and actually laughed during the ballet*
I quickly head back to my seat as I do not want to be jail or barred from the venue and securly position myself between the seats and hubby, aka Speedbump; whom I might add only says, "You are looking for jail time aren't you baby!!" I just :smile
In all honesty, that was good enough for me, I was already hot, sweaty, and well bodily wet in ALL places from that experience, but OMG it doesn't stop there!!!
He walks back over to our side of the venue...........during the song which is my ALL TIME FAVORITE "Whose Your Daddy"....... thrust his hips forward, points at me, winks and says "YEAH BABY" in his mic while he walks away and turns briefly and winks again!!!
I turn to hubby and he just says, I DON"T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you figured out by now I was in utter shock....I looked at hubby to verify what just happened!!!
24 hours later, I still have no voice, other than what ~T~ calls dead frogs begging for life.............:lol!!!
And his band is to die for, they dance, they are amazing, the ONLY complaint I had for the concert is the two dancers.....................OMG those bitches are brutal.......even in your worse strip club you'd boo them off the stage, that is how bad they danced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even Speed, Master Pervert, agreed, he couldn't even look at them without saying things that make you go ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For Speedbump to say that, trust me, it isn't a good sign for the woman/women in question!!!
Toby baby, I've got some dance moves for ya baby :wink!!! Moves you only "DREAM" about!!!!!!!
The way he and his band handled the song "Angry American", OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG it was wonderful, beautiful and so patriotic, no matter what side you lie on, it moved you!!!!!!!!!!
In summary, better than any concert than I've ever attended in any arena, which is many concerts..............I look forward to seeing him in action *no pun intended* again!!!!!!!!!!!! With his comical band, but yet, MINUS PLEASE MINUS the dancers on tour at the moment.......they so DO NOT know how to dance!!!!!!!!
I will end with this, Toby with the song he did NOT sing, OUR song, only because he doesn't know it yet, the title is, "Rock You Baby". Like I said, Toby doesn't know it yet, but he is going to be singing that song to me when he and I concive our "love child" :lol
I'M GOING TO ROCK YOU BABY; TO SLEEP; I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU CRAZY OVER ME; I WANT TO HOLD YOU LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HELD BEFORE; LOVE YOU TILL YOU TELL ME YOU CAN'T LOVE ANYMORE; I'M GOING TO SHAKE YOUR EMOTION RIGHT DOWN TO YOUR SOUL; THEN I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU ALL OVER AND THEN OUT OF CONTROL Need I say more?? :lol
Yeah ask the blonde question what am I dreaming about???
Sweet sexy dreams everyone...............
OMG! You sound almost like Donna Summer in that song...."I love to love you babeeh!" All wet and orgasmic indeed.
So, is this Toby Keith the cowboy in the photo that nearly drowned my poor monitor???
LOL. Good that you enjoyed yourself. After all, we have been hearing about the foreplay leading up to this climax for a while now! :-)
Okay Okay I resized it *smile*
Dr. D, you haven't heard the 1/2 of it I'm afraid...all I've heard about for WEEKS is 'the Toby Keith concert' every-time she calls me (which is pretty much on a daily basis)
I like his music, but I think it's a no-brainier that he does nothing for me personally...*G*
So you went already. I wasnt sure when the event was happening. Are you still hoarse? Where was it held? I heard nothing about it, but then they dont play Toby on 102.9. Is he as cute in person? Are you still screaming about that "wink"?
So are you an official groupie now?
They play a lot of TK on 99.5, Patti.