I've Been Asked~ This Post Is Lengthy

The first search was to try and find a belly button ring to match what I already had in mind for clothing.......that was easy and the only "hit" of shopping that I'll wear actually, then on to the clothing selection. Here was my "FIRST" choice:

I searched and I found a possible place that could deliver this outfit to me in time enough for me to wear to the concert. However, they didn't have it in stock and couldn't "guarante" *I asked Speedbump for the correct spelling so if it is wrong blame it on his Rice College egumecation :lol* the delivery. So that left me frantic searching for something else to wear.............:sad Mind you I never do good with "second choices".

However, Speedbump took it upon himself to search me out an outfit.....the
closest he could find was as follows:

It's okay, yet again not my first choice, but if need be in a pinch okay I'll do it. Well, I found out I was in a pinch, so after THREE mind you THREE phone calls to the same individual, getting the measurments, fabric type, etc etc to make sure it is "appopriate wear for my scary ass" in public, the man assures me it will be a hit.

Monday, August 11th, 2003, I get all packages I ordered online, outfits, *yes you read that right and keep dreaming to know what the second outfit looks like :wink* and belly button rings. I'm so excited!!! I can't wait to get inside and try the outfits on especially the one for the Toby Keith Concert.

I open the box and think, mmmmmmmm this is a bit tiny, but well surely not that tiny. I take the garment into my room to try it on and immediately begin to think something isn't right ~ then I look in the mirror ~

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M MORTIFIED.......the ladies of justice DO NOT, let me repeat DO NOT look like this ~ . For visual effect, an no I'm not talking photo opt here, the left side in place as the ladies of justice in the photo show, however the right side significantly lower. Yupe that would be MY ladies of justice. No woman is perfect no matter how they try, but give me time, I'll surgerically get that corrected :biggrin. :lol

Anyways, I try on the outfit, the skirt if you notice lays on the hips, even on my hips, which obviously according to the material in place are LARGE, the skirt didn't go anywhere near the upper thigh area, hell it didn't even cover the damn "kitty".

The top, OMG don't get me even started on the top, showed the faults no man needs to know about until AFTER the wonder bra has departed the body, in BRUTAL detail.

Ohhh did I forget to mention IT IS SEE THROUGH????????????

I'm in tears.........not really but hell I'm a blonde irish stay at home mom, let me have my drama okay.........but I'm highly upset.....I call Speedbump and say ummm not only "NEVER will I wear this BUT HELL NO I"LL NEVER WEAR THIS AGAIN" Speed's response, I"m on my way home.......go figure I'm married to a pervert!!!

He gets home, I try it on for him and even Master Pervert USA says, well honey it looks good to me but HELL NO you won't wear that in public. Yeah, hubby, thanks for putting your foot down like I EVER WOULD...........*eyes rolling very sarcastically right now*..............

I just glare at him and say NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR??????????? That is the ultimate delimia for me at the moment................I still haven't decided even though he went and bought me outfits to choose from *sniffle*........

Tomorrow will be a busy day ~ I've got a house to finish cleaning because did I forget to mention we are having a party AFTER the concert?? :smile I've got to find something to wear and get my kids off to their over nite stay at a friends house..................I'm tired already...............

NOT ONE SHRED OF EVIDENCE SUPPORTS THE NOTION THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!