Well I'm crossing everything humanly possible to cross that Little Ms. Prissy Princess is FINALLY on the mend!!! Since she has started school she has had one sickness or another since the end of August. I've spent more time in a doctor's office over the past few weeks than I have ever cared to spend. However Little Ms. Prissy Princess thinks the doctor's office is the bomb. Personally, I think it is the constant dotting of the office personel in her direction, the suckers and stickers she gets and her trying to prove mama stupid from the photo's hanging on the wall. How does a 4 year old know so much about the human body??? So scary!!!
Anyhoot, I don't have much to discuss, but I do have some great jokes to share. I've finally weeded through my email from the past two weeks....
My step father n law and mother n law have decided I needed at least one thing to laugh about these past few weeks and have taken to sending daily jokes. Hope you enjoy them ~ For the record no one said I operated a "G" rating blog :smile.
Cowboy Sex
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy.
"What is it?"
Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,
'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds..."
The one to follow I loved!!! It is so on the money I think :biggrin!!
Cats vs. Dogs
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
9. Always primping to look beautiful
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in
the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men in little fur coats
Now for a long week at work and this being a Friday nite ~ what would a joke post be without adding a joke about work? I think this pretty much says it all don't you?
IF THE SHOE FITS ~ HEY BUY IT IN EVERY COLOR!!!!
I like the 'attitude problem' one *g*
and ummm...the prissy princess is definitally your daughter!!
...very funny - I might have to 'steal' the cat/dog one :^)...
It's probably just as well that Prissy gets all her immunity now, before she goes off to school full time. That's most likely what you're seeing with these trips to the doc. She's smart as a whip, that kid. She knows how to get what she wants! *G*
I hope things are settling in now.