More Ramblings From The Homestead!!! LENGTHY!!!

Let me set it up for you! Are you afraid yet? You should be :biggrin.

Our neighborhood has taken on, mmmmm, how does one call it, a re-docorating phase in the last few months. Meaning, well in lamons terms, we have MANY new neighbors surrounding us.

This afternoon, Little Ms Prissy Princess, and her ever so royal self, wanted to either go swimming *shaking head BIG NO*, or outside to play and ride her bike. Well Q15 is well above the age to take her outside without my supervision since well, I had to take a nature call.

Speed, poor baby, had to be in Dallas today in meetings so instead of trying to drive in GAWD OFF TRAFFIC, takes a wee stop at some of his high school friends house, keep this in mind as this may become a big happy dance at our house!!!

I'm just walking out of the "do not disturb mama" zone when Ms Prissy Princess comes tearing through the house screaming with Q15 in coat tails length behind. I can't find out what is going on because Q15 is PISSED and actually cussing about the situation *mama not happy*, Little Ms Prissy Princess screaming that she can't see ~ when finally I get some of the story ~

Here is the part of "What Would You Do?" ~ But first let me state, my kids, *shaking head* NO ANGELS!!! Especially Little Ms Prissy Princess and I have those who read my blog who know her in "true" form if they'll ever kick the "I'm so loved Aunt" issue ~ yeah you know who you are *glares*!!!!

HOWEVER ~

Our neighborhood has one of four things in it ~ houses, first and obvious foremost, grass with no sand, and pavement aka the road and concrete for the sidewalk. So to obtain sand/dirt to throw at someone consist of one of two things either a dead fire ant hill or an active live and stinging fire ant hill.

*GET THE PICTURE*

On with the story ~

Remember the "new" neighbors??? Well, ummmm, they aren't so "new" any longer after tonight. Acutally as Speed said when he heard what happened.....mmmm honey so they are neighbors that live here but we have nothing to do with? Yeah baby *wink* you catch on quick!!!

My drama queen bitchy baby, Little Ms Prissy Princess, comes screaming in the house COVERED in dirt, Q15 right on her heels, well basically, that was the next name on my lips!!! They both begin to tell me this story:

"Little Ms. Prissy Princess is riding her bike, when this boy begins trying to steal it from her while she is riding it!!!"

*mama's expression DO WHAT?* ~ The story continues ~

"Little Ms. Prissy Princess wrestles the boy for her bike screaming and Q15 running to her rescue when the little boy get pissed ~ turns finds dirt and throws it in Little Ms. Prissy Princess eyes/hair/clothes etc" "Takes the bike and runs laughing while Little Ms Prissy Princess can't see anything".

*by now MAMA IS PISSED* but waits and listens ~

Q15 makes sure Little Ms Prissy Princess doesn't have ants in her eyes before going and getting her bike and following her footsteps back into the house to tell mama!!

Mama storms out of the house ~ PMS'NG mind you ~ finds 3 kids wandering around my yard and just state in a very adult form of manner without cussing ~ you'd be proud ~ WHO IS THROWING DIRT?

All three and then quickly my two are saying NO NO he ran in his house let us take you there ~ four houses down ~ BRAND NEW NEIGHBORS ~ here maybe a week maybe a bit longer ~ I knock on the door!!

*shakes head* this does get a bit ugly!!

The what I assume mother answers the door, Little Ms. Prissy Princess is standing beside me doing the whole "drama queen" act. I tell her I'm Little Ms Prissy Princess's mother and I'm here to get to the bottom of today's actions.

OMFG!!!!!

The lady looks at me and says I'm disiplining my child I'd advise you to go home and do the same!!! I just stand there in shock then the kid shows up at the door ~ Q15 is 6 ft 2 ~ this kid goes to his arm pit ~ Little Ms. Prissy Princess goes, at best, to Q15's upper thigh!!! I'm standing there my mouth actually gapping open and believe it or not SPEECHLESS!!! The kid takes one look at my Little Ms. Prissy Princess who DOES NOT want to be there/screaming/crying/covered in dirt etc and the kid begins to cry and says "I'm so sorry I'm really sorry".

The mother begins to coddle him in front of me and tell him, I swear to God, baby it is okay she hit you ~ you were right in defending yourself ~ you should have hit her back instead of throwing dirt ~

Yeah people the new bitch on the block came face to face with the QUEEN BITCH!!! I stood there speechless for a few minutes before Q15 hit my arm. I picked up Little Ms. Prissy Princess, kissed her and told her, go home with bubba mama will be there shortly!!!

My evil eyes set deep into this woman ~ I asked her to step outside and remove all children from listening distance!!!

The woman and her husband walked outside ~ her hubby sided with me for the record ~ anyho ha ha ~ I told her to take a look around the neighborhood within her actual eye site ~ she walked out and did as I asked ~ she came back and shruged and said yeah and ~ I didn't have to say anything which was probably provential actually because I'd have decked her ~ her hubby said yeah and ~ do you NOT SEE THE GRASS AND NO DIRT OTHER THAN FIRE ANT HILLS!!!!! Yes believe it or not I"m still in shock!!!!! But I did recover quickly!!!

The lady turned on her heels and faced me up eye to eye ~ glared in her weak glare and said "I'll disipline MY child when YOU disipline YOURS for slugging MY SON!!!"

Her husband actually has apologized on more than ONE occasion tonight!!!

So you figured it out THE WAR WAS ON ~ SHE'D DO WHAT IF I DID WHAT?

Welcome to hell bitch actually called "the neighborhood"!!!

To add insult to injury ~ Ms Prissy Princess and Q15 come back outside because well Prissy has a large lump on her head ~ Q15 is concerned ~ I find out in this arguement with the other child's mother ~ she is a registered nurse ~ she takes a look at Ms Prissy and says OMG what REALLY happened!!!

That is when we found out ~ not only did HER child throw dirt in Prissy's face and eyes where she punched him *sorry I still believe GOOD GIRL*, while the kid is trying to steal her bike WHILE she IS ON IT ~ he PUNCHED her back and threw her on the cement.

Yeah that went over well with me let me tell ya!!!

I'm not a mother who say's or thinks "My child would never do such things". Think about it, they are MY kids!!! I'm the mother who cringes when there is a knock on the door screaming what did you do now!!!! So when I go to find out "what the "TRUE" story is" and faced with some woman who says MY CHILD WOULDN"T DO THAT ~ I'm not the kindest person in the world ~ today well ~ I didn't make any friends ~

Yet again I'll ask ~ what would you do??????????????

Please note, I didn't not post what I had to say or my actions toward these people, because well, to some degree I try to keep it as clean as possible ~ but if you want to know what went down ~ let your imagination run wild and then you'll probably link in on just a summary of my commentary to this woman!!!

MY DAY ~ IN SUMMARY ~

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY!!!