My Step-Father In Law sent this to me today - figured the guys would enjoy it anyways -
Sixteen reasons why motorcycles are easier to live with than (SOME) women:
1) Motorcycles usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
2) Motorcycles can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Motorcycles don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"
4) Motorcycles don't object to a preride inspection.
5) Motorcycles come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Motorcycles have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Motorcycles can be riden any time of the month.
8) Motorcycles don't come with in-laws.
9) Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you've riden
before.
10) Motorcycles and riders both arrive at the same time.
11) Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles.
12) Motorcycles don't mind if you ride other motorcycles.
13) Motorcycles expect to be tied down when required.
14) Motorcycles don't comment on your riding skills.
15) Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when motorcycles go quiet, just like women, it's usually
not good.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE ~ SOMETIMES I EVEN PUT IT IN THE FOOD!!!
Vroom, vroom...wanna go riding Jamie??
(Did I say that??)
Ha! I read a similar version once about bicycles. There was one about pedaling that, at the time, I didn't really understand.