PPMS

My day began with the regular domestic goddess duties with the children. Since I DID NOT see it deemed appropriate for the Queen to rise early, yet under protest, and not enough coffee, I still had to rise an shine without my normal amount of "royality" treatment. :angry

Then to add insult to my day before 9:30 a.m., I had to head into work. Which for me isn't so bad, UNLESS, you work for people who know everything about everything but yet know NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You think I'm kidding? Let me set something up for you -

If you are working a program that revolves around finance, when you open up that problem and get "script error after script error after script error", what would you do?

My first reaction is to say - HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!! WE WON"T MAKE IT BACK INTO OUR TIME ZONE WITH THIS PROBLEM!!! So me being me, I get these errors and say to my boss - pull back the reigns boss we have a problem - I'm told and God strike me dead - you'll have to work around them and get everything done.

OKAY!!!! NOT!!! First problem with that whole set up is this - script errors to that degree means - anything you input you have no control as to where it is being logged or tracked aka the whole FUCKIN" SCRIPT ERROR!!!! Second problem, half the things I needed to finish my less than an hours work in my in basket, which took me over 3 in half hours which STILL IS NOT FINISHED, because these script errors were also not showing all the data inputed prior to the script errors. THIRDLY, I was told it was me that screwed it up!!!!! STRANGLE THE HORSE AND BACK THE FUCK UP DO WHAT????????????????????????????????????????? Last time I was here everything balanced to the penny and there were NO script errors, it wasn't until who knows who decided to get on here and start deleting things like they knew what they were doing - and your are going to blame me - HOUSTON YOUR SHIP JUST BLEW UP and the bitch isn't even CLOSE to being on PMS!!!

I left basically because I had a child to pick up from school - and was told I needed to stay till this was fixed because they had children to deal with and mine could wait - OMG SO WRONG TO TELL ME THAT!!! And secondly I left, because I wasn't wearing make up and my mug shot on CNN news tonight would be so unattractive!!! Mind you I'm paraphrasing their words, they were kinder, but the meaning still the same!!!

By the time I left work, I drove directly home, got out of the Mom Goddess mobile directly to my frig in the garage and pulled out a nice ice'y cold "ICE HOUSE" beer - it was gone before reaching my computer to download emails!!!

Picked up the phone and called Buffy - talked with her about a few things - then hung up and called T'sey who I had been calling on the whole drive home to talk with and didn't answer the phone - only to find out T'sey was working on her day off :wtf?????????????????????????????? Never you fear though I tracked her down :lol

Left picked up Miss Prissy Princess Bitchy - fed her, entertained her and then got an email from hubby telling me - we are going for drinks with long standing clients/friends of ours. Ohh boy, one of them thinks I'm a wild cracker on a bad day - get me on a bad day and feed me alcohol LOOK OUT BABY!!! Not to mention the best Tequila on the market - well at least Speedbump will enjoy tonight after all is said and done!!!

We had a great night needless to say - but outside of the drinks with friends - the private phone conversations and emails I've had today were the BEST!!!! They know whom they are THANK YOU!!!

Well who knows what later events tonight will reveal for a post :biggrin but for now NITE PEEPS!!!

I YELL BECAUSE I CARE!!!!!!!!!