Believe it or not we survived Halloween and all it's wonderful glory - now I'm trying to find ways to hide all the candy that was collected so that it isn't enhaled by both kids behind my back causing dental issues around here :biggrin.
Last night hubby took me out dancing since my mother managed to really piss me off on the phone yesterday - letting me have it to start with because I dressed Little Ms. Prissy Princess as a witch!! :angry And needless to say the conversation went downhill quickly from there!!
We decided on going out to the Rodeo Exchange. The place was packed as usual and a great time was had by all - when I walked in the door there was a girl standing there in a wedding gown handing out what looked to be playing cards. I was walking pass her and the guy standing beside her took one of the cards and placed it in my shirt. I had a tight fitting shirt on which was a bit low cut and that is where the card stayed all night.
The table beside us also had the cards and they were taking photo's of them displayed across their boobs which of course caused us all to have a bit of fun and a photo was taken with all the cards placed in the top of my shirt with the cop standing behind me with his head on my shoulder.
Speedbump just kept drinking and shaking his head like he usually does when we go out dancing. The only think that chapped his ass was the lead singer decided to begin flirting with me while we are on the dance floor. Speed didn't find any humor in that issue at all - but oh well he got over it quickly!!!
Now these photo's are a bit graphic and the men I'm sure will have no use in looking at them - but here are the cards I'm talking about -
Yes it was an interesting nite last night :biggrin.
Well all it is that time - nite nite peeps!!!
EVERYTIME I FIND MR. RIGHT MY HUSBAND SCARES HIM AWAY
LOL... you also have that too much candy problem... I offerred to send some to a far away childless friend as part of a gift package for her upcoming birthday. Now, gee... thanks for showing them images, I just may have to go off to bed and see if hubby is 'up' or can be 'raised' for a little 's' vitamin!
your mom got upset for WHAT???
*rolling eyes*
give me a freakin break...
and for the 'to much candy' thing...well, I have 9 bags left from what I got for trick or treaters here...not counting what my kiddos got...LOL
Ya gotta just love Speed! Any man who can keep his cool while the whole room is trying to ogle his wife, gets high points in my book.
We had just two bags of candy, and one of them is gone now. Thank goodness we had trick or treaters this year!
Just send your mom those cards. Yes, I accidentally clicked on them. I'm scarred for life now.
I'm surprised, given your parent's occupation, that you even do Halloween. I mean, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Druids, rape a virgin, kill anyone without a jack-o-lantern, dead rising the next day... but the way I see it, the same way Christmas and Easter have nothing to do with the original meaning anymore, the same with Halloween.
5 kids + a whole community = we racked up!
I have a desk drawer full of almond joys to get me through till easter! (Please don't tell my kids I raided their goody bags)
Wow! Those aren't bad pictures, only, why did they use men with such small penises? :)
Anyway, T-bone, that was a wonderful idea re sending the cards to Jamie's Mom! :) LOL!
Hey Jamie, get more pictures like that and you can set up your very own 'natural beauty' category. Then I could link to your stuff and you to mine, and we'd make everybody (who likes a little porn) happy! Whadda ya say?
hmmm... or is it penii?
Mad Bull's idea sounds good.