Well, Little Ms. Prissy Princess is finally on the road to recovery :biggrin. However, Bruno *our black lab*, went and got sick on us too. So off to the vet we went today, he had to get his shots and routine blood work done anyways. I am telling the vet his symptoms and explaining how everyone around our house has been sick and our youngest has strep along with the flu. The vet informed me that dogs can not catch what human's have nor can human's catch what dogs have, however, with the strep virus, some dogs can carry the virus and give it back to a human. :shrug who knew!!! Well no fear everyone, Bruno is being treated for his baterial virus and to be on the safe side for the strep virus too boot!!! :smile. So hopefully, everyone is on the road to recovery around our house :happydance!!!
Anyways it is New Years Eve :groupwave ~ do any of ya have plans??? Not us, staying inside, no driving, and hoping that the New Year brings in everyone healthy!!! :biggrin ~ but never fear everyone ~ I'm prepared with some friendly advise I'd like to share with everyone :drinking
If you are going to be out drinking please don't drink and drive ~ and if you can't find one ~ do it Texan style :biggrin
And on the off chance you men find yourselves involved in an auto wreck with a woman you might want to read this bit of advise :wink
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
And for those of you who tend to talk more than your alcohol will allow you to "come through on" please don't disappoint someone by falling asleep on the job~
And last but not least always remember that women and men see themselves differently ~ if this confuses you I have a wee illustration for you to view :biggrin.
A lesson that 2003 has taught me:
Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos ~ you never know what's going to burn your ass!!!!
Hope everyone has a WONDERFUL New Years and that everyone is safe/healthy and happy!!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE GRAB A :cocktail AT THE BAR ON ME :kissy
Last but not least, never forget this ~ :smile
I love these! LOL
especially that cat...to cute ;-)
HFNY
Happy New Year, hon! I'm glad everybody is on the mend!