January 2004 Archives

Okay, I checked my email today for this site, I optained many emails some from whom I knew and others well they seemed to enjoy my site, however, they seem to think I need some form of penis enlargment issue ~

Let me just state right here right now I'm so FEMALE I make men's bank accounts shudder just walking by me ~ secondly ~ dramine2000 I'm so glad you are enjoying my site and have felt the need to leave several disertations about some of my post, HOWEVER, if you are on my site to increase *no pun intended* traffic towards your "penis enlargement site" well you are so on the wrong site for more than the issue; I don't want a penis, I don't have a penis, and so therefore I don't need penis enlargements!!!! And I can promise you my male readers don't need it either :biggrin

Now if it were just a few passing emails, I'd just contact my trusty"make them go away" person T'sey and have all issues removed, however, after 3 days of NON STOP emails leading up to almost present post, some oneliners and some with full disertations of their views on life ~ *shakes head* ~ I felt the person was reading my site.

So in summary, if you want me to enhance the balls I don't have at least have the balls enough to STOP trying to "enhance" your penis enlargement site in my comment section and BIG ENOUGH BALLS, as in the song AC/DC sings, to swing them out for other's to read other than in my archieve section :smile.

Thank you very much now GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bows ~ thank you everyone for my rant GOOD NITE

And one of them will be landing soon too :lol T'sey arrived safe and sound to her destination ~ they finally found one another ~ after *not mentioned* couldn't "find the spot" :wink. She saved face *no pun intended* and lips were locked and electric is about to flicker :lol

Ohhhhh they are going to kill me remember THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS ~ but the are away from the computer so I can some fun :lol

Well thank goodness for that!!!! :smile This past weekend we had a houseful of people and loads of drinking was going on and not short on great laughs either. The photo's are under lock and key and guarded by attack dogs :biggrin!!!

Yesterday the last of the group flew out, but most the day we just laid around trying to recover and decided ahhhh what the hell, and started drinking again :smile. I think I'll be sticking with ice water and coke for some time now.

Just got T'sey off to the airport for her vacation ~ hummmm wonder if she's excited :lol.

I was over at Desiree's blog and read the article about "Birth Order". I found it very interesting and thought I'd share with whom every skips across here. I can see me being both the oldest and youngest in the order it describes. Basically, I'm the oldest by my biological parents, but never knew that until a few years ago, but raised the youngest. However, in my children the descriptions fit those two to a tee!!!!!

Well since I killed several brain cells this past weekend I think I'll just wind up this post ~ hope everyone has a good day ~ I know two people that will :wink

ALL WORK AND NO PAY MAKES A HOUSEWIFE!!!!

Swipe this from T'sey blog ~ so grab a :cocktail at the bar Gawd knows I have more than my share.....:wink but hey, as the song says, I FEEL GOOD!!!! :bounce or dizzy ~ SHUT UP FROM THE CHEAP SEATS!!!!! :drinking

Now to what I swiped from T'sey ~ Damn you Teresa see what trouble you get me in :angdev :drinking :remybussi

Okay everyone, I'm finally addicitied to a "reality show", The Apprentice. And just let me say, OMG DONALD WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?????? Kill off that Sam person ~ he not only annoys your aduiance but his team!!!!

Second on the women's side, the first bitch to go has got to be Omarosa!!!! Hell I'd quite before working for her uptight ass!!!! Eric is also a second to go ~ too emotional but she at least tries to get along Omarosa and Sam I see being at the end due to "ratings" which I think would be the death of this show!!!

Just my humble opinion!!! :smile

I was told to update so here is my update :lol

Have a great nite peeps I'm still trying to get ready for a party this weekend ~ tootles!!!

The bed hog ~ okay besides Charlie, he is the ultimate of bed hogs ~ but in this photo Bruno seems to take the master cake don't ya think :smile.

This was taken with my cell phone tell me what ya think ~

I had made a post about this early but while I was dealing with Bruno in a sezuire somehow it went puff in the cyber world so I'm trying my best to recompose it :shrug.

Anyhoot, still dealing with B-B so I'll let everyone go

Have a great nite/day depending on when you read this :smile

However, over at T'sey site, there is a test she took and I figured what they hey I'll give it a shot ~ here are my results :shrug

free enneagram test

Sit back grab a :cocktail and if you are really interested in reading about my soap box right now then read further ~ if not enjoy your one and only :cocktail

My soapbox is about "single mother's and their "significant other's" that flow through a child's life".

Well that already counts me out of the running :hum. Anyhoot, Speedbump won one of the new phones, aka cell phones, Motorola V400 camera phones. So the past few days I've been playing around with it basically trying to figure out how to use the stupid thing.

I barely have any of my numbers in there, however, I do have the important one's already load with voice activation, which I think is the coolest feature. And to make my life easier it actually works with all the accessories I already have on hand for the phone I'm giving up.

I must admit T is so good to me :smile. I LOVE the new design and appreciate all the work she has put in for me :smile. I have to admit I keep her busy on the design issue when I told her I wanted a new one she laughed and said what for "Valentine's Day" ~ :blush which I quickly said "hey I had not thought of that plus it is too early" :wink

Regardless a BIG THANK YOU to T'sey :kisses :hug !!!

Since my life is more than a bit boring I'll just sum up this thank you post for Missy T with some words of wisdom from Maxine :biggrin ~ enjoy!!!

1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."

3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

5. Maxine on "Body Piercing" - "I'd get my tongue pierced, but I still have a little bit of brain left in my head."

6. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

7. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards."

8. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

9. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita."

The last one I really like ~ :shrug go figure :smile!!!

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH ALSO :smile

I'm like my mother after all!!! Now there is a thought to wrestle with let me tell ya :smile.

Note: First let me clear something up from a previous post ~ About The Thrill Is Gone ~ it didn't have anything to do with me/my marriage/or Speedbump ~ sorry to have confused anyone ~ it had to do with some issues that friends of mine were dealing with and I wrote that as an enforcement to the advise I gave them to think about ~ sorry about the mix up :biggrin. The parts I made reference to me and my decision I made in my life were speaking of my life "BEFORE" Speedbump. It is amazing looking back at how many stupid "relationship" decisions I made actually so that is what I was refering too about don't be me ~ aka stupid decisions!!! Speedbump ranks on a great deal of list with me, however, the stupid decision list is not one of them :biggrin. Now on with the original post about being my mother ~

How do I come to this analogy?? Ohhhh actually very easy, remember all the things in life you said you'd never do when you grow up ~ :lol ~ amazing how you wind up doing the same things isn't it????

For example ~

Tomorrow is officially the end of their Christmas Vacation :happydance and I'm not the only one who is doing the :happydance so are both my kids :smile.

Little Ms. Prissy Princess has been doing the count down for a week now and Q15 is anxious to get back to school to socialize. Apparently most of his friends have been away over the holiday. :walk_sad

I also found out women are not the only one's addictied to a phone. Q15 got his own private line for Christmas and he has been locked in his room either on the phone or trying to reach someone on the phone since it was placed in there. I've allowed him this time, but when school begins tomorrow, that will cease to be his life it is also time for some serious family time.

It has been awhile since we've sat down after dinner and played UNO or some board game and I'm in the mood to kick some ass :biggrin.

As you can see not much to discuss on here tonight just wanted to pop in and say a big :wavey, however, since such a boring post, I'll leave with ya with a joke :smile.

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.

Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.

"Well," she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.

"Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.

She replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving in a red Ferrari.

"Where did you get that car?" her husband asks.

Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and her share of the winnings. That night, his wife asks him to draw her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end.

"What's this?" she asks her husband.

"Well," he replies, "we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?"

Have a good week everyone :wink!!!

I GOT A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I REALLY WANTED A SCREAMER OR A MOANER!!!

As you can tell I've got a lot of serious issues on my mind bringing in the New Year, personally and otherwise! This post is an "otherwise", but knowing I've hit the nail on the head, and with permission of course, I'm posting my views now.

Read further if you dare ~

Had some great and interesting conversations tonight ~ three ways and at one point a four way conversation :biggrin. We here in the Texas area have a "lingerie" party happening in just a few short weeks :smile. So we are firming up plans and the like, however, I'm shopping early due to the fact that Frederick's is having a sale ~ I need some input ~ read further if you dare with my "wish list".