Can't Resist HAVE To Do It

What is the name of the first person you ever slept with?

Depends on your definition of "slept" with :smile

What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?

G-sting / White

What is the song you want played at your funeral?

Amazing Grace

What would your last meal be before getting executed?

Prime Rib, raw, lobster with shrimp on the side, salad, pototaoe with all the fixings, and for deserte chocolate cherry cheesecake, at least 4 liters of wine and possibly a few maragrita's on the side ~ hell I'm getting executed might as well be drunk ~ by the time I got through eating all that and drinking I'd be in "food coma" and the rest would be oblivious to me!!

Beatles or Stones?

Ohhh the Stones do it for me :wink

If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?

Well that isn't such an easy question, years ago I'd have said no brainer my ex husband, but then I've met other waste of skin and think it is a toss up at best :smile.

The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?

Kristi and Laura's ~ if you don't know don't ask!!!

What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?

eyes and ass ~ hair on one's chest doesn't hurt either ~ so I guess unless you have undgone a very very BAD sex change lately ~ yeah I do men :lol

Do you secretly hate some of your friendsters but are too nice to reject them?

OMG NO if I don't like you it is clearly stated, and badly I might add, but never any question!!!

If you could have any super power what would it be?

I wouldn't want one

Favorite hangover cure?

Food

How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

depends on what I'm drinking

Favorite Outkast lyric?

no flipping clue

Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?

what hair color is a pre-requisite ~ damn I must have missed that class

If you had to be blind or deaf?

NEITHER ~ I'm too nosiey to be deaf and too "Queenish", as my friends call me to be blind, ~ so basically I'd be screwed!!

Do you have any psychiatric problems?

Which of my 17 personailities are you asking ~ some are telling me they are taking it as a personal afront.......this could get ugly :lol

Siblings that should go to rehab?

I'm adopted, can't help you there!!

Least favorite month?

January ~ holidays are over ~ and if I didn't get to go home REALLY REALLY HARD TIMES :sad

First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?

Gone With The Wind ~ Scarlette is my hero!!!!

Favorite person in the whole world?

Ohh there is only one??? Damn I missed that class!!!

When's the last time you went on a date?

Hell I'm married there are dates??????????

Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?

if I had a choice dirty ~ I HATE violent movies

Fall or spring?

Spring ~ can begin working on a tan wooo hoo baby!!!

Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?

Ohhh let's not go there and basically NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?

Ohhh yeah I'm going to answer that one :smile NOT

Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?

Somewhere warm where my aritistis doen't cripple me and surrounded by people I love, but hell only the good die young, so I'll wind up in some old folks home with bad reviews and a wave from a nurse as she changes my diaper :lol for cripes sake what kind of question is that?

Who is the person you can count on most?

Without a doubt Teresa, my best friend

If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?

DATE? GEzzzzzz I have all intentions of having this person's love child TOBY KEITH OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!

What books have you pretended you've read?

Never pertend to read anything; reading is my first love!!!

What's a word you would use to describe your life?

BORING

Favorite drinking game?

Suprisingling enough never played one

What did you dream last night?

Basically in a nut shell; NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

Favorite bands?

OMG I have no clue other than I so dig the 80's music :smile and Toby Keith does not rank in "band" catagory :wink!!!!

I'm done I think :smile ~ tootles my peeps!!!

However if you have read this far I must leave you with this ~ bows/adjust oneself/speaks clearly for all to hear!!!

I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE

A guy who's perfect just for me!
A man who's bright and doesn't bore me, who has the good taste to adore me!!!
One who'll make my insides tingle, who is (dare I hope it?) single, And how, if our lips should lock, can send my hormones into shock!!!! A man whose passion doesn't wane, when he finds out I've got a brain, Yet one who'll flatter, charm and flirt (a lot of money couldn't hurt!). So if you see my Mr. Right, feel free to call me day or night!! And if he doesn't come along ~ ~ I'll consider Mr. Wrong!!!

Ohhh wait I found Mr. Right ~ minus the money ~ but you can't have it all in the real world ~ Speedbump ~ but he snoring at the moment and has no clue my stupid ass is still up posting ~

GOOD NITE