Well today, after walking around in the feeling of being thought of as in my 20's, even if only by one person, that dream was shot to hell!!!
My son hit me up about obtaining his licenses this summer ~ surely I'm not old enough to have a child ready to begin leaving my house on his own accord much less DRIVE!!!! NO NO NO !!!! This was asked of me before COFFEE ~ what on earth are my children thinking?????
Almost anywhere :smile.
Well today, flattery, no matter how untrue it was, still made my day :biggrin
I was told that not only did I look like I was in my early 20's but no way did my body look like a mother of two.....okay that type of flattery will get ya places :lol. However, didn't get him anywhere :lol, but he did make my day :smile.
Of course my son about died of embarrassment and my daughter yelled, she does too look like a mommie she is MY MOMMIE!!! Ohhhh who are these children and why are they calling me mom is all I want to know ~ here have an apple or somethin' gezzzz ruin a moment for me *huge pout*.
Other than cleaning floors for the upcoming party and the house and all the domestic goddess chores that I do so well HA!!!!! My life is pretty much the same and boring ~ I think it is time that calgon needs to take me on a really long road trip ~ after I obtain a very good tan and firm up some very flabby body parts ~ and for the record calgon can we leave the kids behind???? Just a last minute request on my part you know :smile.
Hope everyone is having a good week ~ just thought I'd drop in here and type a little bit of dribble before heading off to sleepless wonder ~
Tootles
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES....NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING REALLY, HOWEVER, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT SMILE WHEN YOU SEE THEM TUMBLE DOWN THE STAIRS!!!
Days where you wake up meanier than a snake??????????
I mean after 3 cups of coffee you are still vile towards any man kind???
Well then welcome to my day........
Where placing a choke hold on someone or going nothing short of postal on someone or many different individuals could just make your day? :errrr
If so you will so relate to this post, if not, well stop reading NOW ~ :smile
You have been warned ahead of time ~ old James is on a rant!!
First before I begin, Dr. D, my handsome boxer doctor over there in Jamacia :kisses, forgive me ahead of time!!!
But DOCTOR'S PISS ME OFF!!!!! I've only in passing posted about me and my time with the doctor's of late. It began before the holidays certain health issues that even my hard head couldn't ignore to drive me into the doctor's office. Me being such the patient individual that I am :angdev I assumed a few test would have to be run, I'd be given a verdict and treatment and I could then continue in my every so loving attitude of life moving forward :biggrin.
In case you don't know me; well you just missed a great deal of sarcasm going on in that paragraph above!!!! Anyhoot, remember I said I began this journey of doctor's BEFORE the holidays!!! Holidays meaning before THANKSGIVING!!!
We are now in late APRIL MANY doctor's later and not a ONE of them eye candy either HUMPF!!!! Only to find out they aren't sure what is wrong and causing my problems other than I have major nerve damage somewhere in my body affecting my right side.
Well hell, I'm blonde and KNEW THAT MUCH :brick, hense why one of the reasons I began this journey of stupidity to begin with :errrr !!! So we are now back to treating symptoms with medication, :lol this should be good since I don't do med's, why do they think I don't take the pill :bite !!
But other than that drama in my life everything else is going okay!! We are FINALLY done unpacking boxes and things put up in this house ~ I swear to goodness I didn't think I'd ever see the last box leave this house. Bruno, our black lab, has finally figured out how to climb up and down the stairs and claimed our spare bedroom as his own now. Little Ms Prissy Princess is bitcher than ever ~ go figure where she gets that it must be from my hubby's side of the family since I'm so demore and sweet all the time you know:heart :biggrin. Q15 is thriving in JV baseball and school and just found out last week he will be bumped up to Varsity :Woot !!!
I think that pretty much covers all the news on the home front so I will turn everyone back over to their normal reading and ranting in life, but hey if you feel the urge, by all means leave a message for me sometimes you guys even shock me on who stops by :smile.
Tootles everyone!!! But before I leave I will leave you with some items of what one does NOT want to hear when they regain consciousness:
1. I've never seen one of those before, quick pack it in ice.
2. It's great that some people like this are willing to donate their vital
organs.
3. Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still kicking.
4. Blink once for yes.
5. What? Who's in the other bed? Actually, that's also you.
6. Hand it to me. Maybe they can sew it back on him.
7. Do you think he can hear us?
8. I didn't even know one could bend that way, let alone both.
9. I'm sorry, but we were only able to thaw your head.
10. Hold still, we've almost pried its jaws open
:biggrin
Finish reading my blog's before making a post ey? :lol
I stole this from Dr. Dwho stole it from Billy
1. . Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Well umm yeah
2. Have you ever totalled a car?
Yes hense why I don't drive in the rain
3. Have you ever slept rough?
Yet another OMG YES ~ sleeping on the ground in a pop up tent OUCH and months of agony on the body!!!
4. Have you ever seen pornography that made you feel sick?
Okay ewwww yes I have ewwwww wiping that visual from my head again.....
5. Have you ever fired a gun?
Just because I'm PMS postal most the time, you'll all be able to sleep better knowing NO I have not ever fired a gun.
6. Have you ever slept with a woman heavier than you?
Slept with in the sexual sense no ~ slept with just sleeping they would say yes but again I state no
7. Can you draw a horse?
I can't draw a straight line much less a horse :lol
8. Have you ever stared death in the face?
Uforntantelly, the answer is yes and that is far as I'll discuss it.
Now for another photo of our humble abode :biggrin our kitchen area
Tootles darlin's if I still have a reading following.......
I stole this from T'sey who stole this from Buffy who stole this from many other's down the line :smile.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "some ISP's offer unlimited access to the internet for a flat fee". ~ give me a break I'm sitting by my computer so I have computer books close by gezzz.......
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My dog Charlie's head wondering what I'm doing
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Nanny
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
Midnight
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
12:45 a.m.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the train running by
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
15 minutes ago; to smoke a cig
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
my daughter sleeping
9: What are you wearing?
shorts and a white cingular wireless t-shirt
10: Did you dream last night?
yes
11: When did you last laugh?
a true heart felt laugh or a sarcastic laugh????? HA isn't that the question??? Okay well not, my last laugh was about an hour ago
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a mixture of items ~ hense it being the playroom and computer room
13: Seen anything weird lately?
no
14: What do you think of this quiz?
beats what I was going to post about :smile
15: What is the last film you saw?
like go to the movies and watch?? I think it was the Ya Ya Divine Sisterhood with my mama
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
pay off my debts and my parents debts first
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm very insecure
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? for people to get along
19: Do you like to dance?
OMG YES
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
George is someone I see as a man of principle and after the last 8 years is something we've needed
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
that is easy named after my mama and me
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
even easier ~ named after my daddy and a name I have always loved
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Live? yes ~ not only considered it but did it
With this I'll leave you with a photo of our new humble abode :biggrin.
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEDESTRIANS ~ THE QUICK AND THE DEAD!!!
I've, as you've been reading, busy putting the house together. And I must say, :biggrin, OMG it looks WONDERFUL!!!! I'll be posting photo's soon, hopefully this weekend.
However, the best gift of all, we met some neighors tonight ~ what great people they are and we all have so much in common. So easy to be with one another, the children seem to bond quickly and easily, hell, even the dogs "bloody well" like them.
Yes they are british.....it appears I get along better with brits than american's these days :lol. But I did so enjoy their company tonight and no longer feel like a "misfit" in the state of Texas.
Friends seem to develope when needed the most I'm finding out and KG darlin' I bet you I post photo's of the house before you get to see it first hand........:lol remember now........I have to have Speedbump to upgrade "betty lou" before I can download any photo's...........so you now have a challange :lol
IF QUITTERS NEVER QUIT AND WINNERS NEVER QUIT; THEN WHO IS THE FOOL WHO STATED "QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD?"
