Ever Just Had One Of Those Days

For the most part where neighbors are concerned, I'm pretty easy to get along with, if they piss me off, I don't make a fuss gezzz I don't even tell them about it, I just migrate into my own little humble abode and ignore the crap out of them.

However, I have one set of neighbors, I'm half tempted to walk over at 5 something a.m. and ring their damn door bell and state ~ I'm letting my dog out to go potty, I'm not hiding bodies in my backyard YET, but don't press your luck idiots!!!!

My poor black lab is allergic to something in this new house. He has been biting and scratching himself non stop that neither he nor I get any sleep due to his already in placed medical condition of epilepsy. So yeah, I'm a bit ear in tone of his different sounds, whines and the like. Gezzzz, it only took us what a MONTH to move with all the crap we have in this house, yeah, I tend to take notice of different sounds that could cause more clean up for me....for example, the crashing of crystal, porcelain *however you spell it*, electronics *ex: tv, dvd's, stereo, computers *Lord forbid*, etc etc etc........

So tonight after a very enjoyable conversation with one of my many adoptive "mom's" via phone and then transfered over to the internet so I can send her files of her "grandkids"........Bruno decides he really needs to go outside to go potty.........

So I go out with him to have a smoke.....I'm not talking to him I'm just smoking my cig and making sure he gets his business done outside before I let him INSIDE.......

I walk out my back door and look towards the neighbors windows the blinds are closed and down to the window ceil ~ by the time I'm finished with my cig the blinds are pulled up half way and the feeling of you know someone is watching you.

Okay now I'm pissed..............if you want a peep show at least till it is 100 plus heat and I'm trying to get a tan but in the middle of the night I'm going to have clothes on IDIOTS!!!! So what do I do???? *big grin*

I walk towards my sliding glass back door talking to Bruno and say "your backyard is your toilet honey, you should have the same respect of privacy as the idiots whom are looking out there half raised blind by listening to our back door open.....I smile ever so sweetly in my southern charm and flip them off as I walk inside...........their blinds hit the window ceil with a very noticeable "clank".

Thank you my "welcome to the neighborhood" is done. Gawd, I'm a noisy little bitch, however, if I want to know something about someone be it a neighbor, a friend or for that matter a perfect stranger or family member, I just plain out ask......why spy and make my own judgments? When just plain asking curbs the curiosity *and whoever said I could spell with my lowly education?* !!!

Well I've decided they are going to spy one time to many in my backyard ~ one time they are going to think they are watching a dog and myself in the backyard only to find out a real education in life!!!!!

HUMPF yeah baby the bitch has arrived in your neighborhood and just call me your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this is only on a good day ~ the postal post is awaiting with PMS ~ see aren't you guys so glad I have no idea how to use a gun :biggrin

I have learned recently, our neighbors of which I'm speaking, home-school their children. Apparently, one of the windows in question of the constant "lookie see" issue in our backyard is one of the children. However, I've learned through other neighbors they have like 4 kids ranging in ages from Little Ms. Prissy's age to Q15.

Congrats to the neighbors, crazy but well congrats on your patients of not only parenting that many children but homeschooling.......HA that is a CNN headline in the making at my house!!!

Any hoot, I've only witness one child of theirs in the "day light hours" as she pushes sticks through the fence to taunt my dogs while they are out trying to "relieve themselves".

All I've got to say to the neighbors is ~ if I'm out there taking care of the plants and flowers while this taunting is going on with my dogs or Little Ms. Prissy Princess, is this, welcome to the real world and a new version of health class as I show you exactly what you thought was an exit only issue now becomes the stick of taunting as an entrance into your body!!! Thank you have a good day!!!

And the most ironic thing of all this ~ these neighbors haven't even seen us throw a party yet :lol ~ ohhhhh we must break in the neighbors!!! I feel a challenge in the mist!!!

EVERYDAY I BEAT MY OWN PREVIOUS RECORD OF CONSECUTIVE DAYS I'VE STAYED ALIVE