I'm Alive And Ranting!!!

First before I begin, Dr. D, my handsome boxer doctor over there in Jamacia :kisses, forgive me ahead of time!!!

But DOCTOR'S PISS ME OFF!!!!! I've only in passing posted about me and my time with the doctor's of late. It began before the holidays certain health issues that even my hard head couldn't ignore to drive me into the doctor's office. Me being such the patient individual that I am :angdev I assumed a few test would have to be run, I'd be given a verdict and treatment and I could then continue in my every so loving attitude of life moving forward :biggrin.

In case you don't know me; well you just missed a great deal of sarcasm going on in that paragraph above!!!! Anyhoot, remember I said I began this journey of doctor's BEFORE the holidays!!! Holidays meaning before THANKSGIVING!!!

We are now in late APRIL MANY doctor's later and not a ONE of them eye candy either HUMPF!!!! Only to find out they aren't sure what is wrong and causing my problems other than I have major nerve damage somewhere in my body affecting my right side.

Well hell, I'm blonde and KNEW THAT MUCH :brick, hense why one of the reasons I began this journey of stupidity to begin with :errrr !!! So we are now back to treating symptoms with medication, :lol this should be good since I don't do med's, why do they think I don't take the pill :bite !!

But other than that drama in my life everything else is going okay!! We are FINALLY done unpacking boxes and things put up in this house ~ I swear to goodness I didn't think I'd ever see the last box leave this house. Bruno, our black lab, has finally figured out how to climb up and down the stairs and claimed our spare bedroom as his own now. Little Ms Prissy Princess is bitcher than ever ~ go figure where she gets that it must be from my hubby's side of the family since I'm so demore and sweet all the time you know:heart :biggrin. Q15 is thriving in JV baseball and school and just found out last week he will be bumped up to Varsity :Woot !!!

I think that pretty much covers all the news on the home front so I will turn everyone back over to their normal reading and ranting in life, but hey if you feel the urge, by all means leave a message for me sometimes you guys even shock me on who stops by :smile.

Tootles everyone!!! But before I leave I will leave you with some items of what one does NOT want to hear when they regain consciousness:

1. I've never seen one of those before, quick pack it in ice.

2. It's great that some people like this are willing to donate their vital
organs.

3. Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still kicking.

4. Blink once for yes.

5. What? Who's in the other bed? Actually, that's also you.

6. Hand it to me. Maybe they can sew it back on him.

7. Do you think he can hear us?

8. I didn't even know one could bend that way, let alone both.

9. I'm sorry, but we were only able to thaw your head.

10. Hold still, we've almost pried its jaws open

:biggrin