I stoled this post from Bitchy woman, okay at least some of it :smile
Random Observances
**The one time you give your husband a smart assed answer for "Did you set the alarm?" is most surely the one time you will fuck up setting the alarm, causing your day to start later than intended.
**When your boss is on vacation, the most stupid mistakes will be made, and unfortunately, your name will be on the government documents, even tho you were not the one ultimately responsible for the mistake.
**When you are giving instructions to someone who speaks English as a second language, no matter how much they nod and say "Yes", always verify. If possible, find someone to translate said instructions.
**The two seconds you and your crew have to stand around, catch your breath and actually relax are the exact two seconds your boss's boss will pop in to "see how things are going without supervision".
**No matter how much it does not hurt while at the dentist, it will hurt several hours later. Take the damn Tylenol.
**You will not look normal after having 1/2 of your face numbed for dental work. This goes, also, for cool, sexy or intelligent.
**If ever, ever you need "strokes", your 15 year old son is not going to give you what you need to feel any of the above. You will be stupid and uncool to this child until he moves out of your house and has to support himself.
**The same child will, 30 minutes later, ask for money and a ride to youth group. And actually expect you to jump up with bells on to drive him.
**The ability to fart, without effort or pain is nothing you should ever take for granted. Period.
That is what I stoled from Bitchy Chick........gotta love her ~ since my day has consisted of going through my 3000 plus emails and putting them in appropriate places and the like.......UUUGGGHH.........however I have found some great jokes in the process.......
So I'll leave you with at least one :smile........
Okay let's see if this work.....I LOVE my men in uniform ~ HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ~ however when I heard this I just about died laughing.........Download file Okay make sure your speakers are on to hear this :lol
And I'll end my post with a really good laugh MAN I hope this works for you all to see...........:lol
Boy do people send me the best jokes or what :lol
Nite Nite sweeties.....
You certainly do get some good ones... I like that policeman recording --- like other jobs dealing with public (hmmm... maybe nursing?!) they too have to have a sense of humor to deal with the idiots that make up a good bit of the public!