I Don't Know About The Rest Of You.....

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

~ "Unknown"

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One
afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his
buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd
of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd
is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can
only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of
beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

This is such a torture to us blondes ~ my husband sent this to me and if he thinks that of me I'm CUTTING HIM OFF!!!! :lol

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I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE AND SOMETIMES I PUT IT IN THE FOOD!!!