Can I just say too FUCKIN' Funny!!!

This girl calls in and states her name and "approximate" work location, which if you know the area, let's just say we know where she works :lol ~ One of the local IHOPS ~ she begins her story about checking this particular woman out and recognizing the last name on the credit card as her boyfriends last name. Apparently it is not a common name like ummm SMITH ~ so the two women carry on a conversation and find out the boyfriends name is the same first name as the woman's husband. :lol Yeah, it is getting good.......So the person calling in telling the story wants the DJ to call the man in question to find out if he is married ON THE RADIO........

The station is called Twister for a reason :lol

So other people start calling in giving their points of view on the onesided topic at hand.....which were comical in their own right........then a woman caller calls in and ask if the person calling can hear her........she can and they exchange pleasent talk.........:lol then the bomb shell is dropped it is the other woman in question and they BOTH want to be on the line when the man is called....

By this time the DJ can't even talk he is laughing so hard.......and I'm right there with him weaving through traffic and almost killing me and several others........

So they get the man on the phone he thinks he has only the girlfriend on the line, she repeats the mornings events while she is at work and ask him if there is anything he wants to tell her he has thus far neglected to do so...the guy started laughing and said, well I guess you found out but I have been trying to find the "right time" to tell you but it just hasn't come up.

Yeah I bet the hell it hadn't LMAO!!!

Anyhoot, he then begins to tell her yes he is married but well not really, they are seperated.............so technically he isn't cheating on his wife.....that is when you hear beeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp the DJ laughing and WTF beeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp and the DJ saying wait wait I'm not that fast you guys are going to get me sued and you hear MOTHER FUCKER...........beppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.......then the guy saying who is that.........and the woman saying the woman you are suppose to be seperated from yet haven't bothered to inform me until my drive home from work ON THE beeeeppppppppppppppppppppppp radio..............the other girl hangs up.......they cut to commercial and songs.........then the DJ comes back laughing his ass off.........recaps what has happened thus far and throws in a few clips one of my favorites being from a male caller who stated: This man when he dies, which could very well be tonight, has got to make it heaven because right now in his life his in living HELL..........what an idioit........and then laughs his head off.........so we go back to yet another clip of wife and hubby on the phone.........

Hubby is trying his fool best to calm the wife down and it isn't working...........however, she does tell him you want that scank at IHOP go for it.....you treat our marriage like a comic strip and the life we've built and I hear on my drive home from work that we are "seperated" yet you still live in that house and I cook and clean and do your damn laundry and take care of your kids, by all means bepppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 'er your wish is my command...........

Then the guy gets stupid and blames his actions on her having three kids. And she states you mean "OUR" three children how dare you bepppppppppppppppppppppppppp bring them into this.............the guy tells her they are more her's than his because that is why he had to cheat and lie on her because of her having three children.

The last of that conversation was ~ well as God as my witness you'll never see them again but you will damn sure pay for them and I DARE YOU to darken not only the door our once married home but come within 100 yards of it ~ go back to your IHOP hoe you are wanted there bepppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

That was my drive home ~ it was comical but yet not comical ~ it is easy to laugh at other's expense but without the beeps what a mother fucker ~ I'd let him come home alright but there wouldn't be much of him left for IHOP girl to find when I got done!!!!

Just some comic relief to let you know I'm still alive and I'll leave you with just a wee bit more.............

Did you know that ovulation is one of the deciding
factors for what type of facial features and body
types a woman looks for in a man?

If a woman is ovulating she usually would be attracted
to a ruggedly handsome man with a somewhat muscular
toned body.
If, on the other hand, a woman is menstruating or in
menopause, she is more likely to appreciate a man with
a pair of scissors protruding from his temple, a
baseball bat up his ass and totally engulfed in
flames.

Okay the latter seemed appropriate :lol

Nite nite what readers I still have left!!!! :smile